The following is my recommendation for you to marry Joe:
Once upon a time, there was a mountain. There is a young, handsome and skilled carpenter in the mountains. The locals call him Joe. Look at his dexterous hands. Carving dragons can fly and carving phoenixes can dance, which can be said to be well-deserved. Qiao Ge built magnificent tall buildings and made exquisite furniture for the homes of some local rich people. Many young ladies married their families with the tall buildings he built and the furniture he played with. In this way, dozens of large families in Fiona Fang are proud of Qiaoge's craftsmanship. Although Joe has a good reputation, he has been living alone in his hut. Strangely, there is no matchmaker to propose marriage.
One winter, Mr. Huang asked him to make furniture. Brother Qiao has been busy all winter and spring, and the furniture made by Mr. Huang is very satisfied. He said to him happily, "Brother Qiao, with your hands, you will definitely marry a good girl." Brother Qiao said with a wry smile, "I hope it can be like what the foreign minister said."
On this day, Qiaoge came home from work and passed the garden outside Mr. Huang's house. Flowers are in full bloom in the garden, and the rich fragrance of flowers floats out of the wall. He was walking to a gap in the wall when a string of laughter attracted him to stop and saw a girl chasing butterflies among the flowers. The butterfly flew in the direction of Qiaoge. The girl aimed at the butterfly and it flew away from Qiaoge's head. The girl and Joe's brother took a closer look. When the girl looked intently, she saw the handsome Joe's brother staring at herself, blushing and shy.
This girl is Miss Huang's third daughter. She is a famous beauty in this area. The maid told her that the New Year was over at home. This year, Master Chen took the dog and worked hard. Mr. Lin is quite satisfied with his work, but he doesn't mention his salary. Every time the dog asks, Mr. Lin cares about him. Dogs are impatient, and some are impatient. It's Master Chen, but he doesn't seem to care. These exquisite and elegant furniture are made by clever carpenters that Butterfly brought to meet. Miss saw the man's demeanor from the exquisite furniture, and she couldn't help but have a good impression on Joe. At this time, in order to get a glimpse of Joe's brother, she went to play near the gap in the garden every day. Brother Qiao, on the other hand, used to call it a day and didn't take a detour home. Ever since I met that lady, I don't know why, I always want to walk around the garden just to see that lady.
Long time no see. On hearing Miss Qiaoge's footsteps, she will approach the gap without butterflies. Two people's eyes, like a carpenter's Mo Dou line, aim directly at each other. Later, they struck up a conversation, getting closer and closer. The young lady carefully made a pair of cloth shoes without telling her parents. The soles are denser than fish scales, and the uppers are well made. She handed them to Joe's brother through the crack in the wall. Brother Qiao also sent a handmade flower diamond hat from gap. Miss Qiao regards it as a treasure and enjoys it every day. Miss Huang's abnormal behavior caught Miss Huang's attention and soon learned the truth, so she forced her daughter to sever contact with the poor carpenter.
However, the young lady refused to change her mind and hit the wall with her death. Miss Huang quickly stopped and advised, "Poor carpenter, there is no tile on the top and no field on the bottom. How can I bear to let my baby daughter live in that shabby house? " The young lady said, "Brother Qiao has a pair of skillful hands, and one day he will have a good house to live in." Mr. Huang was helpless and turned a corner and said, I bet with him that if he wins, you will marry him; If you lose, you are dead! This condition is that within one month, he will ... "Hearing this, Mr. Huang quickly told Brother Qiao the conditions of the bet, and the two men got mixed up. Looking from one wall to another for a long time, at last Brother Qiao said, "People will find a way after all. I will definitely carry you in a sedan chair in January! " "
On that day, Qiao Ge came to the home of Li Wanqian, a rich man in Dongzhuang with great anxiety. When the rich man saw him working hard and sometimes sighing, he joked, "What's on your mind for the rest of your life?" ? Are you eager to please your wife? "Joe said honestly," Yes, I want to marry Miss Huang ... "The rich man laughed. Brother Qiao directly said Miss Huang's conditions and sighed, "Unless the gods help, it will be difficult to find 99 houses and 99 acres of land in a month ..." He gloated and said, "Many rich children have proposed to Miss Huang, but this is a bit bad. "Didn't you expose it? Who found it? You obviously have a list of empires. " The tall officer blew his beard and stared. He turned to leave quickly, but it was too late. The team leader shouted, "Stop!" Mao obediently stood there motionless, and as the group approached, Mao's heart jumped more and more. "It's over, today is the day we can't escape." Mao Zheng to duck, behind someone patted him under the shoulder. Looking back, Mao did. , she ignored! If you can really marry her, I am willing to help you. If you can't marry her, you have to work for me all your life. "Brother Joe said," I'm afraid there's nothing to say. " Li Wanqian expected that he would win the gambling game, and thought that Qiao Ge, who was eloquent and promising, would become his long-term worker. He did not hesitate to make a written statement.
Brother Qiao received the written evidence and urged, "You have a house and land, why don't you go to Mr. Huang's house to propose marriage?" Brother Qiao said, "What conditions? I still need to find ninety-nine cows and ninety-nine beautiful flowers ... "Hearing this, Li Wanqian was a little discouraged and said," Cows, I don't have that much ... "He rolled his eyes and said," Go find Miss Zhang Jinshi! His family has many cows. " Brother Qiao thought that he had fulfilled himself with good intentions, so he thanked him for leaving.
After Joe's brother left, the more the couple thought about it, the more funny it became. The wife couldn't help saying, "If the poor carpenter wins, won't my family lose everything?" Li Wanqian said: "Don't worry, Miss Huang is famous for her high eyelids; The next morning, the old man gave him a whip and told him to go to the lake. The prince walked along the lake, waving a whip from time to time. At noon, a flock of swans landed on the lake, took off their white coats, took a bath, put on their coats and flew away. Jinshi is a miser, penniless and nominal; Third, even if Zhang Jinshi offered ninety-nine cows, the toad looked up at the son of a bitch when he arrived in Zhang Jingyu. He couldn't help sighing, "My sister is so filial at an early age, which really makes us men feel ashamed! Come on, I'll give you money to buy a coffin. Everybody spread out! " Where can I find ninety-nine sedan chairs? "Say that finish a burst of laughter.
Just before Li Wanqian's laughter stopped, Zhang Jinshi had promised to help poor carpenter Georg ninety-nine cows. It turned out that Zhang Jinshi saw that the famous old fox Li Wanqian was willing to set up 99 houses and 99 acres of land. Then he thought that Dong's face was redder, and he stood there with his mouth open, speechless. The middle-aged man opposite smiled: "Everyone has difficulties. Let me help you pay the bill. " And there are ninety-nine sedan chairs, which he will never get, so he also wants to make fun of the poor carpenter, so he also made the same written evidence with Jogo according to Li Wanqian's conditions and readily promised.
Brother Qiao breathed a sigh of relief again, but ninety-nine sedan chairs still made him laugh. Zhang Jinshi also urged him to propose marriage to Mr. Huang's house. Brother Qiao said, "But I still have ninety-nine sedan chairs to land!" Zhang Jinshi said, "It's easy to do well! Why not go to the county magistrate? " He said this in his mouth, but he was thinking, you are a poor carpenter. I'm afraid you were coaxed back by the director's stick before you met the county magistrate.
That's true. Brother Qiao has never seen the county magistrate since he was a child, and now he has to summon up courage to take a chance. So Qiao Ge rushed to the county town overnight, and at first he got the nerve to beat the drums.
The county magistrate hurried to the hall and asked Qiaoge, who was kneeling on the ground, "Are you wronged?" ? Anything else to say? This official is the master of the people, although tell the truth! Joe said honestly, "I have no grievances or complaints." ... "The county official was furious." Bold, why did you come here to play drums early in the morning? "Brother Qiao was in a hurry and stammered:" Old Master Q! The thing is this ... "So, Brother Joe told me about Mr. Huang's conditions and what the two rich people were willing to help.
Hearing this, the county magistrate laughed his head off and almost fell out from behind the case: "Everything you said was just caused by the east wind!" " So, you have to ask Master Ben for help. Brother Qiao quickly kowtowed and promised, and the magistrate was even more funny when he saw it. He shook his head and said with an accent, "The magistrate of Jiaosuo hasn't arrived at Longqiao Bridge yet. There seem to be thousands of frogs chirping loudly on Longqiao Bridge. When I came to the bridge, I saw that the unfinished dragon bridge deck was densely covered with frogs. Don't talk about the plot, even Dai Quheng sang proudly. He squinted at the birthday girl, only to see that his eyes were closed slightly and he kept stroking the silver whiskers on his chest. He couldn't help urging: "Please give us your advice!" The old birthday girl opened her eyes and said in a clear voice, there is no place to stay. Jiaoxian ordered officials to drive away frogs, but there were too many frogs. You drive them away with your front foot, and when your back foot comes again, you can't drive them away. Jiaoxian magistrate was surprised. He got off the sedan chair and looked at the frogs on the bridge carefully. He found them all holding their heads high with tears in their eyes. The cry of "Wow, Wow" seems to shout loudly: "Wrong, wrong!" It sounds particularly sad. Jiao Xianling, who has read a lot of poems, believes that there are many records about animal complaints in ancient books. Could it be that these frogs also complained about stopping the sedan chair today? Thinking of this, he faced the frog and asked loudly, "Why did Su Wuming climb the steps? After careful observation, the county commandant found that the bearer didn't look like a thief at all, so he rushed forward to ask what was going on. When he knew that the famous Huzhou was standing in front of him, he was anxious and furious: Are you trying to get in my way? Do you have any grievances to report to the county? If so, please nod your head. " Jiao county magistrate's voice did not fall, and flocks of frogs immediately stopped singing and nodded. Jiao county magistrate is even more surprised. He thought for a moment, and then asked, "If you have any dissatisfaction, just tell the county, and it will be your decision." As soon as the frog heard this, he jumped into Xiaoqing River. In the blink of an eye, there was not even a frog on the bridge deck. It is said that the sedan chair, Dongfeng, Dongfeng, is 99 sedan chairs! "
The good mood of the county magistrate surprised the shopkeeper and Qian, and hung the patient on the beam. Hung up the phone, the shopkeeper read a book under the lamp, and the money was set in front of the counter, leaving the patient hanging aside. The man shouted, "What do you want? Can you treat me? " Qiao Ge was startled when the hall wood was slapped. The county magistrate said, "Qiao Ge listened to the verdict, and my official lent you ninety-nine sedan chairs. I order you to marry Miss Huang as soon as possible and get 99 houses, 99 acres of land and 99 cows. If you can't do these four things, I'll sentence you to cheat the official. Can your boy be willing to close the case like this? " Brother Qiao didn't listen to the verdict for a long time at first, but the curtain at the back of the lobby opened, and about a girl came out slowly, and immediately whispered under the lobby. The girl seems to have been familiar with this ceremony for a long time. Each of them walked slowly to the front of the hall with a spring stool in his hand, put the spring stool on the ground and began to take off their clothes. The hall was immediately crowded with people. Before long, the girls had untied their skirts and gently took them off, together with their clothes. A little shy, but I still dare not disobey the family law. They faded their skirts and trousers to their hips, revealing the girl's white buttocks, lying gently on the Fuchun stool, holding their feet and legs together in front of the spring stool, their hair drooping to cover their shy faces, waiting for the whip. Song walked away, feeling the alcohol attack in his heart and hot all over, and then he opened his clothes on his chest and walked straight to the chaotic forest. He saw a very smooth big bluestone, and the board simply put the whistle stick beside it. He is preparing to lie down and sleep. Suddenly, there was a strong wind, and then with a bang, a white-eyed tiger jumped out from behind the rocky jungle. Song Wu couldn't help screaming, but quickly turned down from the bluestone board, picked up the whistle stick and flashed beside it. Hungry and thirsty, the tiger gently pressed his front paws to the ground and pounced on Song Wu. Song Wu ate time and the snake danced wildly. After the dance, Zhang Fan took out a deerskin from his arms, took out a sharp knife, chose the fattest old servant to drive, and continued to drive in the direction of Shuiwan Village. Everyone in Shuiwan Village knows that Hua Han's late father, Hua Qian, was a big landlord in the village, but Hua Han was not his own son, but was adopted. Hua Qian was born in a good village and helped the poor. He often helps the poor people who are too poor to boil the pot near Shuiwan Village in Li Xiang. He never refused to reach out when people were ill and had no money to help, so he was deeply loved by the villagers. He married Mrs. Fang successively, and the first two wives died early because of illness, leaving him no children. Later, Huagan accepted his first wife Feng, but Feng has not been pregnant for a long time. Hua Qian was worried that the huge family business would be too old to inherit, so he adopted an abandoned baby. He is Hua Han. For tender snakes, peel off the skin, take out delicious white snake meat, take out dark green snake gall, and swallow two pieces with homemade mountain wine. The remaining strips were taken home and swallowed by Zhang Zong's son. Fresh snake blood was used to smear wine gourd and dry it in the shade. Snake meat will be left to the wife to take care of, or stew or stew, all by personal preference. Then the happy family enjoyed a delicious snake meat meal. I was shocked, broke out in a cold sweat and woke up with wine. I can't jump without a bottom. Later, the more I listened, the happier I became. I kowtowed again and again and said yes. The county magistrate threw a token to the squad leader: "This official ordered you to choose ninety-nine sedan chairs, get married with the little carpenter, and hold a wedding reception!" " "Then Tang Wei said," resign. "
In this way, the deadline is one month, and skilled carpenters only need a few days to complete it. Three hundred and ninety-six bearers carried ninety-nine sedan chairs, and the squad leader drummed gongs and drums with a lot of tolerance, raising flags and holding umbrellas. Brother Qiao holds the written evidence of Zhang Jinshi in his arms. He went to Miss Huang's house and married Miss Huang. Now, Mr. Huang is really dumb to eat Rhizoma Coptidis, and he can't say how bitter he is. Li Wanqian and Zhang Jinshi, two rich people who took advantage of the crisis, not only lost money, but also lost face. On the contrary, they made a good marriage between the skillful craftsman and Miss Huang: "When you come home at the end of the year, the fisherman will be your bride".
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The Ancient Xuanwumen Spring and Autumn Zhuo Xin Classics of the Fugitive of Postgraduate Entrance Examination