2, ten micro-novels, nine rotten women. Nine are corrupt and eight are scum. Eight slag attack inside, seven straight. Six of the seven straight men are married. Five out of six married people have children. Five had children and four were reunited. Four reunions, three regrets. Three regrets, two yin and yang. Yin and yang are separated, one is bottle evil. ...
3. The stuffy oil bottle looked at the letters on the stone wall of the eye and said faintly, "I have been here." Me (Wu Xie): "A younger brother is a younger brother. I've been everywhere. There is no place in the world where you can't go. " Stuffy oil bottle shook his head: "There's a place that I haven't been in for ten years." Me: "Ah? Where is it? " The other person smiled and didn't answer, but there were two extremely long fingers touching my heart gently.
4. In front of the bronze gate, his uncle handed the ghost seal to Wu Xie: "Wu Xie, you need a pure yang to open this door, which is the saying * * *."
Wu Xie blushed and stammered, "Uncle, I'm not ..."
His uncle was angry: "What! Son of a bitch! When I come back, I will settle accounts with you! "
Zhang Qiling looked up to heaven: "Wu Xie is not, and neither am I."
Black glasses: "Don't look at Xiaohua, he wasn't last week."
Uncle: "This bucket can't fall down!"
Suddenly, his uncle tripped and held the door down with his hand. The door hit, opened and opened again. His uncle's face turned black, and Wu Xie was lying on the ground playing dead.
Xiaohua smartly provoked Zhang Qiling: "If you kill me, it's my treat!" Zhang Qiling ignored Xiaohua, went to Wu Xie's side, sniffed his breath, and then said in his ear, "Wu Xie, I'll count to three. If you don't come back to life, I will rape the corpse. 3 ... "Wu Xie jumped straight from the ground.
5. Wedding invitations
Wu Xie holds a wedding invitation: Uncle, Brother Stuffy Oil Bottle is getting married. This is the wedding invitation.
Wu Sansheng: Yo, that little brother's good stuff? I don't know what the other person is like.
Wu Xie: Er ... He is first-class, like-minded, and has a good relationship with him.
Wu Sansheng: You should find such a daughter-in-law! That boring little brother is really lucky. I wonder whose child he married?
Wu Xie blushed slightly: Yours.
6. Wu Xie and the stuffy oil bottle fell into the bottom of the cave and were surrounded by the necks of thousands of pheasants.
He protected Wu Xie and said to him in the silent cave, "Wu Xie, I love you."
The pheasant necks immediately learned this sentence, and thousands of snakes repeated their little brother's confession together.
A dozen people poked their heads out of the hole, and the fat man said with emotion: propose marriage with 999 roses and 999 pheasant necks. Gee, this idea ...
7. "I have a solid foundation," Zhang Qiling said, touching the black gold knife. "I have a strong backing." Wu Xie lazily leaned into Zhang Qiling's arms.
"My home is thick" means that Hua is patting his wallet while talking on his mobile phone. "I ... I'm fat," the fat man wiped his sweat. Everyone despises it.
"I ... I am a post-90 s" Wang Meng silently provoked. Wu Xie covered her face. At this moment, black glasses rub up, chimed in:
"Hey hey … I'm thick-skinned" Xiaohua snapped the phone down: "Somebody, drag it out and kill me!
8. One day when everyone got together to chat, the fat man said with emotion, "It's impossible to marry a daughter-in-law now, and luxury cars are indispensable. You say ... "Xiaohua said with a smile," Wu Xie, follow me, you can decide where to buy a house and how many cars you want? " I saw my little brother silently start rummaging through his backpack. Wu Xie was curious: "What are you looking for, little brother?" I saw my little brother stuffing an old key into his hand: Is a mausoleum of the First Qin Emperor enough?
9. On the inverted bucket road, in the hotel, the fat man wondered, "My little brother was fine last night. Why is his chest covered with bandages today?"
Wu Xie blushed: "Yesterday, when my little brother was taking a bath ... I went in by mistake. My little brother asked me to wipe his back. His figure is really good ... "
Wu Sansheng and Pan Zi are very forward-looking. I wonder if they should fight for the chastity of Wu Xie and Zhang Qiling.
Wu Xie blushed and covered her face: "I rubbed off his Kirin tattoo when I was excited ..."
10 On that day, Zhang came home from school, opened the bathroom door and saw someone taking a bath through the shower curtain. Zhang: "Who's inside?" Naive: "... it's me." Zhang: "What a naive dad! You can chat with me while washing. I'm telling you, the little fat guy in our class is so funny ... "Suddenly a muffled voice came from behind the shower curtain:" Get out. "
1 1. My little brother left me a note when he left. It opens in six words. "The mountain has no edges, and heaven and earth are in harmony." What the fuck does that mean? Is my little brother afraid that he will leave and no one will teach me how to rob a tomb? I looked it up and found it was a love poem. I wonder how my little brother could do such a thing. When he showed the note to Xiaohua, he smiled: "Mystery is the title of this poem." For a moment, I suddenly understood. The title of this poem is-
12, snowman
On a snowy night, I stood in the snow and stared at the snowman in front of me: They said that if you say it to the snowman a thousand times, your wish will come true ... Little brother disappeared for a long time ... Little brother, I miss you, come back ... Little brother, I miss you, come back ... Little brother, I miss you, come back.
Come back ... Suddenly, the snowman moved. He looked at his little brother in naive surprise and shook off the snowflake and said, Naive, I'm back. Forgot my key.
13, after the close fight, the fat man clamored for everyone to go to the sea to eat and drink to calm down. I subconsciously wanted to ask the meaning of stuffy oil bottle, but when I saw him as a stranger, I was stuck in a panic and uneasy. Stuffy oil bottle words followed. "Wu Xie ... I have amnesia." -"Little brother ..." I moistened my throat and finally broke out. "If you want to go home with me, just say so! Every time I lose my memory, it's your sister! ! ! "
14, Wu Xie found the legendary treasure, which can realize the three wishes of mankind.
My first wish: give me someone I can love!
Boom ~ boring little brother suddenly appeared in the illusory smoke.
Wu Xie was furious and had a second wish: I don't want him! He doesn't even love me! Go away, go away!
Boom ~ boring little brother disappeared into the smoke.
The third wish: Will someone who loves me come?
bang ...
Wu Xie, don't make me fly around.
15 little brother, what should I do if nuclear radiation comes? ""find a deeper bucket and live in it. " "Hey, little brother, what if I can't buy salt in the supermarket?" "I still have a few cans of pickles in my bucket. ""... little brother, I heard that I would die? " "Nothing, I accompany you. "
16, Zhang Qiling's tomb many years later. Wu Xie asked the fat man, "I never understood why he took this book of songs to the grave?" The fat man took two puffs of cigarettes: "I don't know what my little brother is thinking." Wu Xie left disappointed. Pan Zi asked, "You really don't know?" "You fat man, I don't know anything?" "Why did you lie to Xiaoye?" "What the fuck can I say?" The fat man looked at the tombstone and threw away the cigarette. "Three hundred poems, in a word, innocent."
17, in the dark, Wu Xie found himself left behind.
Suddenly a cold hand hugged him from behind and said in a familiar voice, Wu Xie … hug me …
Wu Xie was sweating profusely and jumping wildly with his eyes closed: Stay away from me! I told you to pretend to be a little brother! I can't kill you!
…
Fat man with a torch: naive … you …
Naively opened his eyes and looked at the black-faced little brother with tears in his face: forbidden women help me ~
18, "The first cup is dedicated to Xiaohua, thanking him for the time he spent with me when he was young; The second glass of wine is for the fat man to thank him for standing up for his brother. The third cup ... "He handed the half-drunk Meng Po soup to the bloody, silent young man. "Go to Zhang Qiling. thank
He naively protected Wu Xie for ten years and risked his life to protect him. I only wish for the afterlife and never meet each other. "
19, one day, Wu Xie was bored, so he took his little brother to answer questions. Zhang Qiling had to keep answering "Yes" and "Your name is Zhang Qiling?" "yes." "Gender male?" "yes." "..." "Yes." -Is that a question? "Love Wu Xie?" "yes." Wait ... "Hey, don't go back on your word!" "yes." I asked this question. Little brother silently put a V-shaped hand on his heart. [I promise you, how can I go back on my word. ]
On the 20th, Zhang Qiling went to hell. Yan asked him to answer some questions, and if they were all right, there was a possibility of survival. "Wu Xie's character?" "Naive." "Where's the fat man?" "Not serious." "Where is the black blind man?" "Love Xiaohua." "So, what about you?" Gaze. Silence. He knows everything, but he can't know himself ]
2 1, Wu Xie and his little brother watched the snow together that day. Wu Xie jumped into the snow like a child and cheered when he saw the snow. Little brother wanted to call Wu Xie back, not to get sick, but when he saw Wu Xie's smiling face, he swallowed the rest. That's all. As long as he is happy. My request is not high, I just want to grow old with you. ] [Do we count like this? ]
On the 22nd, one day, Fat Wu, Xie Xiaohua and black blind got together to discuss how to meet Zongzi. Fat flower black blind three people say that finish, Wu Xie quietly going to slip away. Wu Xie, who was found fleeing, said quickly, I have no good idea. But I don't want to be interrupted by the fat man: "Come on, naive, who doesn't know that if you are in danger, call your little brother for help." I feel at ease with him. ]
23. When Wu Xie and his little brother go shopping together, there are always a group of women chanting "Look at that man with facial paralysis so cute ~" and "Yeah, he is so handsome ~". I don't know why Wu Xie is just upset. So he dragged his little brother straight ahead. Hey, little brother, do you think I can't see that your mouth is up by 0.5 degrees? You are obviously happy. Wu Xie, do you think you played well? The audience's eyes are discerning. You are obviously jealous. Anyway, I am willful and selfish. I'm not okay at all. Anyway, I think you are mine alone. ]
24, the little brother made Wu Xie angry again. So Wu Xie ran away from home in a fit of pique, leaving little brother alone at home. Although angry, I am still worried. Will stuffy oil bottle be all right at home alone? Wu Xie hid in a place he thought he was hiding, but his younger brother found him. Needless to say, Betty Wong must be a semi-informer. Betty Wong, wait for me! Wu Xie shouted in my mind. "Wu Xie, I'm sorry ..." But after listening to my brother's apology, what did he say to Xie ... go home. [I am so stubborn that I refuse to bow my head but turn back. ]
25. Jieyu Hua is used to this pervert around him. Every time I ask the black blind man who has left, he always says, "Don't ask, come with me." But before the black blind man fought that fierce fight, Jieyu Hua asked him why he wanted to go. He smiled and said, "Don't ask, but don't follow this time." Why don't you let me follow you? You don't know I like you. ]
26. It is strange for Wu Xie to find that his little brother likes to eat sugar recently. "Brother, why do you like candy so much?" "Fat man said, sweet man is very popular. ▼ _▼ "So I want you to like me. This is what little brother really thinks. [So fatty, you will always be their matchmaker. ]
27. One day, I played a joke with Wu Xie for half a month: "Naive, why do I think you are a little crazy?" Although it was a joke, Betty Wong looked at the little brother with half concern. Hearing this, Wu Xie blew up: "You are crazy, your whole family is crazy!" Then Wu Xie wanted to drag his little brother into the water: "What is my neurotic little brother?" Betty Wong didn't speak for a long time, but he listened calmly to his little brother say, "Doctor." Because then I can see you every day. ]
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