Student A: Student B: Student B: Happy New Year to you.
A: Well, thank you for your encouragement. Without your encouragement, I wouldn't be here today. Every student is a parent of a second child.
Wow, well said. Everyone knows why you are so polite to A today. Because the only outstanding student in our school was selected this year, A won the first place in the initial evaluation! Should we congratulate you?
A: Whether you can become a teacher in the end still needs the teacher's approval.
B: It's very near.
A: Actually, everyone knows me very well. I have both fame and fortune.
B: That's right.
A: I have expressed my position to the teacher many times.
What do you say?
A: Gold and silver cups are not as good as students' reputation, the first prize and the second prize are not as good as students' praise, the pig hands and chicken hands are not as good as students' clapping, and the bear's paw and goose's paw are not as good as students' clapping. Thank you!
B: swearing is not rude. That makes sense.
Off-site voice: the award order for outstanding students is coming! Here comes the award order for outstanding students!
B: Here we are. I will read it to you.
A: I'm unconscious.
B: excellent student award order!
A: Let everyone laugh.
This student plays an exemplary role everywhere.
That's what I should do.
B: Good at uniting classmates and helping others.
A: I'm used to it.
B: No matter what class you take, you should study hard.
A: It's all mastered by teachers.
This year, I decided to award Comrade B the honorary title of outstanding student. Hey, hey, hey, ah, ah, wake up! I didn't do anything. Hey, ambulance, ambulance! Hey, help!
Why did you call an ambulance?
B: Help others!
Save who?
Hey, didn't you just pass out?
You want me to die.
I didn't mean it. I didn't mean it.
A: B.
B: Hey.
A: I can't say for sure!
Oh, a, you may have misunderstood.
A: I have no misunderstanding. Congratulations.
B: Hmm.
Congratulations.
B: Thank you.
A: Not only am I going down, teachers and classmates, let's finish the class together!
B: What do you mean, class is over!
A: Let B play all night from now on, ok? Thank you for your understanding.
B: Stop.
A: I can't stand it.
Don't you dare Didn't you just fail to evaluate outstanding students? I have been saying just now that students are your second parents. Oh, if you don't get an excellent student, you won't recognize your parents.
You are so unfilial. Come here! Make a gift for your parents. Come on.
A: Sorry, parents,
B: That's right.
A: I was not normal just now.
Hmm?
I lost my temper.
You frightened the life out of me.
A: Well, for parents' sake, I'll accompany you to finish this cross talk.
B: That's right.
A: Then we went our separate ways.
B: OK, OK, no problem.
Ok,
B: Yes.
A: Go ahead.
B: Mm-hmm. What do you mean? I'll tell you, let's talk about this phonograph first.
A: Yes, I said it first. Since you are an excellent student, please speak first.
B: Can it get along with excellent students?
A: Of course, it is clearly written on your certificate. Can this student set an example everywhere? You don't say first, I'll say first! say
B: I'll go first. I'll go first. Good evening, dear students. Today we will tell you a cross talk. Hey, hey, oh, this cross talk is a joke. It took two people to tell this joke, but he didn't.
Can an old man say, you smoke the trumpet!
A: What's the matter now?
B: Ask again, what?
A: I won't let you play an exemplary role!
B: I brought my headband. It's your turn to speak.
Oh, you've combed your hair. Then I'm sorry. You can also say what I say.
Discovery: Why should I say what you said?
A: It is clearly stated in your certificate that the student has been working hard and seriously, regardless of class or who you are talking about. Come on, class, let's applaud him and encourage him to give it to him alone.
Let's say a voice! Ok, thank you. Thank you.
I can't say that.
A: The applause of the students here is not warm enough. Let the students there coax him! hahahaha
B: Stop, that's it. Get down, ah, get down if you can,
A: Huh? What do you mean?
It's better if you're not here. Who are you? this is
A: Are you asking me to go down?
You should leave early.
A: Don't regret it.
I won't regret it
A: Just go down.
B: It also evaluates excellent students.
A: What's the big deal? Just go down.
Hmm?
A: Just go down. I'll sit here.
Well, all right! Then I will tell you this cross talk in a down-to-earth way, saying that there is an old man there.
A: (sitting on the steps making trouble) Sister Liu, Sister Liu, Sister Liu, you are here, too. hahaha. . Is that your husband beside you? Ah, it's your boyfriend. Haha, no wonder you bring it every time.
People are different. Ha ha ha,,,, say it? Come on, let's applaud and encourage him to go on.
Thank you, thank you. Then I'll keep pulling. Said we had one there. . .
Zhao Jie, Zhao Jie and Zhao Jie, go to Zhao Jie, your. I apologize.
B: Are you wicked? You and I will continue to talk about us.
A: Grandma Wang, Grandma Wang, haha,
B: You don't know so many people!
A: What's the big deal? I say hello, you say your cross talk, rule out rivers,
No, you always say hello. I can't say it.
It's none of my business. You're amazing. I didn't lie to anyone! Grandma Wang
I beg you, will you please come up?
If you let me go down, I will go down.
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You asked me to come up, and I came up again.
B: That's right.
A: I am the elevator!
B: What's the elevator for?
I just found out today that sitting here is much more comfortable than standing on it. Everyone here wants me to continue sitting here. Please give me a round of applause. Thank you. See if my parents let me sit here?
I am very filial.
B: Right, right, right, right. But one thing, you can't say hello to acquaintances. All right.
A: ok, ok, I won't call.
B: Well, I'll get down to business. We have an old man there who likes to bet with others that he has that special function. Why? He said he could bite his left eye.
You said it was interesting.
A: It's boring. The old man has an artificial eye in his left eye. He took it out, bit it and put it back. This is also called cross talk.
B: he is better. He can bite his right eye. Both eyes can't pretend. That's interesting, isn't it?
A: It's even funnier. The old man has a pair of false teeth. He took them off, bit them, and then pressed them on. I wonder how such a person can be rated as an excellent student.
B: All right, all right, I'll guess a riddle for you, saying it's a dog from a distance and a dog from a close look. If you hit it, it won't move, scold it, and pull it away.
A: Dead dog, who doesn't know,
B: From a distance, it's an electric fan. From a close look, it's an electric fan. The electric fan just doesn't turn.
A: There is no electricity.
B: It looks like a car from a distance, but it looks like a car from a distance.
A: There is no gasoline.
B: It says it's a car in the distance.
No driver
B: It says it's a car in the distance.
The driver went to the toilet.
I can't say that.
A: You can't say, who makes you excellent? You deserve it.
B: I'll tell you one and I'll tell you another. You can still guess if you like.
A: How about it!
I will give you excellent students.
What did you say?/Sorry?
B: If you can still guess, I'll give you an excellent student.
Is that what you said?
What I said.
Everyone testified for me.
B: Shall we testify together?
A: You can write questions.
Listen carefully.
hum
B: Say "Birdman" and "Nianwuren",
A: That's not a good person either.
B: Uighurs plus a little birdwatcher,
You help me take that away.
You must make a choice.
hum
B: Would you call yourself "immoral" or "indispensable"?
I am evil.
B: The missing person is Ukrainian.
A: Huh? Wait, I'm indispensable.
B: If you are indispensable, you are a bird. Think about it, are you indispensable? say
You are so evil.