Self-introduction of humor in the workplace 1 I am a Jianghu girl who is loved by everyone, and loved by everyone in bloom. My name is jade-faced little white dragon, and pear blossoms begonia. I am so handsome.
I have no advantage. The only advantage is that I have no shortcomings. The biggest drawback is that I only have advantages. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime. If it is a mistake to follow the fashion, I have been wrong again and again; If cleverness should be punished, then I won't be cut to pieces; If modesty is to be tortured, how can I escape?
I am 23 years old and very handsome. I studied literature at the age of seven, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of 12. He knows everything about astronomy and geography above, but little about it below. Every time he goes out for a walk, he often brings a silly girl back and a handsome guy jumps off a building. He is kind-hearted and helpful. When the primary school Chinese teacher explained the meaning of "handsome boy", I was puzzled. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand. It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.
Workplace Humor II: Self-introduction of leaders and colleagues;
Hello everyone!
My name is xxx, I come from xxx, and I am a fresh graduate. I am cheerful and approachable; Serious and responsible, good at summing up, willing to communicate with people. It is my honor to apply for the job in xxx, and I don't know what more appropriate words to express my joy.
First of all, please allow me to take this opportunity to thank the leader for giving me such a good opportunity to study and exercise as a teenager who knows nothing.
Secondly, I just entered the workplace, and I know almost nothing about the company's regulations and the capabilities required by the company. Therefore, in the future work, please give me your advice and forgive me!
Finally, I hope I can adapt to this environment as soon as possible, master the necessary ability as a buyer, and do my part for this department and company. Thank you!
Workplace Humor 3 Self-introduction of leaders and colleagues;
Hello everyone! (Bowing)
My name is XXX, and I come from XX. I am cheerful, honest and easy to get along with. I like playing basketball, climbing mountains and running.
I feel very honored to join the big family of "XX". This place not only provides a good platform for me to grow, exercise and show myself, but also gives me the opportunity to meet more new colleagues and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to thank the leaders for giving me such a good opportunity. (Bowing)
I'm new here, and I have to learn a lot from scratch. I hope you will give me more advice in your future work!
I believe that through our mutual understanding, we will not only become comrades-in-arms who go hand in hand in our careers, but also become like-minded friends in our lives.
Finally, I want to work with you for our common cause!
Thank you! (Bowing)
Workplace Humor 4 Self-introduction of leaders and colleagues;
Hello everyone! (Bowing) My name is XXX, and I come from XX, Hunan. I am cheerful, honest and easy to get along with. I usually like playing basketball, climbing mountains and running.
I am very happy and honored to join the "XX" family, which not only provides me with a good platform for growth and exercise, but also gives me the opportunity to meet more new colleagues and friends. I would like to take this opportunity to thank the leaders for giving me such a good opportunity.
(Bowing) I'm new here, and I still have a lot of knowledge to learn from you. I hope you will give me more advice in your future work! I believe that through our mutual understanding, we will not only become comrades-in-arms who go hand in hand in our careers, but also become like-minded friends in our lives.
Finally, I want to work with you for our common cause! Thank you! (Bowing)
Workplace Humor 5 Self-introduction of leaders and colleagues;
Good Morning, everyone! My name is Zhang Kecheng, and my bow is very long. I overcame difficulties and achieved success. Maybe you don't remember when we first met. It doesn't matter. Just call me Xiao Zhang. I come from xx, and I am a fresh graduate of xx school.
Just entering the workplace, I don't know anything, and many things have to start from zero. Please advise me in the future!
I believe that with the help of your, I will be able to overcome the current difficulties, grow up as soon as possible, and do my bit for the future development of the company. thank you
Self-introduction of workplace humor 6 leading teachers:
Hello!
Thank you very much for giving me this interview opportunity. I am a graduate of xx University majoring in higher vocational nursing. I have solid basic nursing knowledge, skilled operation technology and certain organizational ability, and I am confident to be competent for future nursing posts. Here, I recommend myself to your company, hoping to realize my self-worth more fully through competition and get the opportunity to work and study in your company.
Nursing is a sacred profession, and its value lies in saving lives. After two years of theoretical study and more than one year of clinical practice, I have developed a serious and meticulous work attitude, hard-working quality, stable and dignified personality and a positive and optimistic attitude. I have a heart of love and care for patients. I love nursing, and I am willing to continue my further study and improvement in the actual clinic. Of course, what nurses need now is comprehensive quality, so during school, I pay attention to comprehensive study and work exercise. He used to be the head of the student union's life department and the head of the theoretical center group. He has organized many party building knowledge learning activities, organized hundreds of dormitory competitions and DIY competitions, and has a certain organizational foundation and innovative ability. And constantly enrich themselves, actively close to the party organization, is now a party member, received advanced party class training, and successfully passed the party class examination, and strive to become a compound talent needed by today's society.
As a college student in 2 1 century, I am not only satisfied with the study of school theoretical knowledge, but often combine social theory with practice to improve my comprehensive ability from personal practice. I believe I can adapt to the fierce competitive environment in today's society.
Finally, I sincerely thank you for your attention to me. I hope your company can give me a chance to realize my dream and show my talents. I wish your school a prosperous career!
Workplace Humor 7 Self-introduction of leaders and colleagues;
Good morning everyone.
My name is Zhang Kecheng, and my bow is very long. I overcame difficulties and achieved success. You may not remember when we first met. It doesn't matter. Just call me Xiao Zhang. I come from Wuxue, Huanggang, Hubei. I am a fresh undergraduate majoring in energy power system and automation in School of Power and Machinery, Wuhan University. I am currently working in the consulting department of the company.
As a fresh undergraduate, I'm new to a strange city. Facing the first job in life, it is not so much happy as uneasy. I have a feeling that the future is uncertain. Coupled with the sadness of losing my student days, I was depressed at first. Fortunately, the company leaders gave us full care and meticulous guidance, and General Manager Deng and Deputy Manager Li talked to me many times.
In terms of employment, Sister Yu, who runs the company, is also very enthusiastic to help us with various procedures.
In terms of works, the predecessors represented by Duke Zhou are also examples for me to learn. As we all know, technical work is boring, but the predecessors who have worked in this industry for more than ten years or even decades still deeply infected me with their full spirit. I want to thank all of them here. Finally, I would like to thank my alumnus and colleague Yu Fang, my roommate and colleague Huang Jing, my colleague Zeng Lingkui and my colleague Deng Hongming for their help in my study, work and life.
Of course, there are friends and classmates scattered all over the country. I also hope that, like me, they will be lucky enough to enter such a warm family in Sham Shui Po and write a new chapter in their lives.
I believe that with so much care and help, encouragement and blessing, I will be able to overcome the current difficulties, grow up as soon as possible, and do my bit for the development of the company.
Hello, my name is X, and I am a new employee in the software development department (SW 1) of our company. I am very happy to join Guo Xin Lucent. I am from Guangxi, with a cheerful personality and many hobbies, such as music, football, table tennis, mountain climbing and so on.
I graduated from Jilin University in X months, majoring in information and computing science. After graduation, I went to Shandong Zhongchuang Software Company to develop JAVA software. Worked in Kunshan Branch of Zhongchuang Software from July to 165438+ 10 in X year. From February, 65438 in X year to the end of February this year, I have been sent by the company to Shenzhen Huawei to do the outsourcing project of China Mobile Business Operation Support System (BOSS).
It is understood that our company is now one of the largest high-tech software companies in the field of communication operation support system (OSS) in China and occupies a leading position in the field of telecommunication network resource management system. I hope that I can grow into a backbone who knows both technology and business in the field of telecommunication network resource management in our company, and I can be independent in my work. But whether in technology, business or communication, I am still a beginner, and I still have a lot to study hard. I hope I can get a lot of guidance and help from you in my future work and life. Thank you!
Self-introduction of workplace humor 9 Dear leaders and judges,
Hello! My name is xx, and I am a freshman majoring in logistics management in X Normal University. I am optimistic, cheerful, positive and have strong communication and language skills.
During my three years in college, I have improved my comprehensive quality through continuous study and practice, and shaped myself into a young man of the times with a solid professional foundation, perfect knowledge structure, strong adaptability and cooperative spirit. During my school days, I passed X years of professional training and the examination of official state organs, and obtained the professional qualification certificate of assistant logistics engineer issued by the Ministry of Labor and Social Security of China.
When I graduate, I am eager to find a job that suits me. The most important thing is to learn, exercise and strengthen yourself in practice, so as to realize your life value. Today, I am confident and hardworking. I sincerely hope that your company can provide me with a stage to create my dreams, and I will make unremitting efforts to repay the company's love.
As a college graduate majoring in logistics management for X years, what I have is youth and vitality, knowledge and enterprising spirit. Youth may mean inexperience, but it also means enthusiasm and vitality. I am confident that with my own ability and knowledge, I can overcome all kinds of difficulties in my work and life after graduation and constantly realize my life value and pursue my goals.
Self-introduction of workplace humor 10 Dear leader:
Hello!
My name is xx, and I am a graduate of X Department of X University. After four years of serious study and unremitting efforts, I have gained systematic professional knowledge and certain practical teaching ability. Now I am ready to join the society with high enthusiasm and knowledge, serve the cause of education and realize my own value.
Your good management system, strong teaching atmosphere and enterprising spirit make me take it as my first choice. I believe that with the help and guidance of the leaders of your school and through my own efforts,
I will be a qualified people's teacher. I hope your school can provide me with an opportunity to display my talents and let me start as a teaching assistant! My hometown is in xx. Simple homesickness has given me good qualities, and hard conditions have cultivated my optimistic and confident spirit despite difficulties. All these have benefited me a lot.
During my four years in college, I have been constantly striving for self-improvement and applying what I have learned. Ideologically, I am a group, unite with my classmates, join the "X" association, and participate in voluntary labor and social activities many times. At the same time, I also actively participate in extracurricular activities such as practical teaching in primary and secondary schools and football matches. Strive to become a high-quality compound talent! I believe that fate favors those who are prepared. Looking back on the past, I am deeply grateful for the training of my alma mater and pay attention to the future education. Only with knowledge and sincerity can I repay my motherland. I will use love, enthusiasm and dedication to achieve my goal: to be a qualified people's teacher.
Self-introduction of workplace humor 1 1 Hello, my name is xxx, and I have been in xx company for a week. As a new employee, I feel that there are still many things to learn in my future work and I need to consult many colleagues and leaders. Here, thank you in advance, I will adapt to this new environment as soon as possible.
I hope that I can give full play to my professional expertise in my future work, efficiently complete every work arranged by the company's leaders, and contribute my own strength to the future of xx Company. Thank you.
Self-introduction of workplace humor 12 Hello, my name is Theway, and I worked in the society for two years before coming to the company. Two years is not a long time, but it also freed me from the youth and confusion that I just left school, which made me have a certain understanding and adaptation to social work, and at the same time gradually lost the enthusiasm and enthusiasm that young people should have in their original work. I originally wanted to do my old job, so I decided to switch to study, because I felt that as a young man, I should be willing to challenge myself and dare to engage in different industries. So I came to Huangshan Golf International Business Promotion Co., Ltd. and became a customer service specialist.
Although I am still a stranger to this industry, I firmly believe that diligence can make up for it. As long as I work hard and make unremitting efforts in the future, I will definitely adapt to and master this job, become a qualified customer service specialist and grow together with Huangshan Golf Club.