Don't talk about accounting

Looking from a distance, it is still raining in the rain, like ethereal music.

I really don't want to get up. It's been a year since graduation. I have changed six or seven jobs. Those who haven't worked for three months, at least three days, I won't go again without saying hello. It's not rare for this girl, so don't worry about it.

It's nice to sleep at home without punching.

Mom is her own mother, so she just broke into the house and lifted the quilt. "Get up, don't look for a job, don't talk about friends, and don't let me go out." "

I said angrily, "these are two questions. Can you not put them together? It's annoying!" "

"Are you still bored? At work, my colleagues asked, I went for a walk, and people in the courtyard asked. On may day, no one even sent a Spanish mackerel. Find a job first. You have a job, so does your boyfriend. "

It's not that I didn't do well. My first job was bookkeeping. I don't remember all the subjects, and I always use them wrong. I couldn't stand it when the statement came out, so I had to apologize and resign.

In my second job, I worked as a current accountant, but I didn't have much accounts receivable and payable with current enterprises, and I was scolded a lot. Can't blame me, the last accountant didn't understand, left a confused result and left. I really don't understand the business dealings with and without invoices for more than ten years. If I can't insist, I will resign.

I'm not stupid. I feel that what I am doing now is not quite the same as what I learned in college.

Mom is still shouting, "Get up. I found a teacher for you. You should learn from him for a month and ask him to help you find another job. You must have practical experience in accounting work to get started. "

I don't care! I covered myself with a quilt and went back to sleep.

But because of this evil disturbance, there is no dream again. After struggling in pain for a long time, get up!

I followed my mother to Ye Caishen's office, and it felt like being called a parent by the teacher.

When I was in middle school, I was a wild girl. My mother was often called by the teacher to turn on the stove because of homework problems. When I arrive, I will follow my mother's ass and bow to the teacher.

Ye Caishen wears glasses, and his black hair is dotted with a little white silk. His vicissitudes face is somewhat lonely, but it still reveals an exciting handsomeness.

Ye Caishen greeted us politely, "The girl is very capable, unlike Lin Daiyu?"

How did my mother introduce me? This girl can be Jia Tanchun, but she must not be a sicko. I stole a look at my mother.

Mom doesn't even look at me. "Lin Daiyu is not lying in bed every day? So is she. "

Ha, so mom is so sarcastic!

"Mr. Ye with a shame. It's been a year since he graduated. Those who study accounting will not be accountants. "

Ye Caishen is calm and familiar with his heart. "Learn deeply and use it?" ! The common problem of college students now is to learn food safety engineering and make steamed bread with flour. They lack pre-job training. "

Awesome! I think Ye Caishen has great affinity, and his nervous heart is relaxed.

"It's a pity that I don't have time to take your girl now." Ye Caishen lowered his head and fiddled with his glasses. "A year's training is not as good as a month's actual combat. I happen to have a friend, Brother Hui, who needs a well-trained assistant and wants to do some listing work. Run outside more, instead of sitting on the bench every day. My friend's business finance is very mature. When you are not outside, you can look at business vouchers and analyze reports. The same is true. Follow the progress of the master. "

Brother Hui? I've heard of this man. Some accounting colleagues have been under his command, and he can't stand his temper. They left less than a month after taking office. I can do it.

Mom is not practical and weak to express her worries. "You Ye Caishen is a master in the industry, and you practice both inside and outside. Your friend is still high? "

"I've been in this business for twenty years, and I've done everything. Because I was too tired to leave the enterprise, I set up such a studio and chose a small direction to do accounting process design and training for small enterprises. Out of awe of accounting profession, I dare not flatter myself. Accounting needs are manifold. Brother Hui is more experienced than me. Being in a big enterprise, she has a broader vision. Taking your daughter is exactly what she can do. I'm afraid they won't bring it. As long as she can adapt to Huige's work rhythm, in a word, fast. " The god of wealth said, looking at me.

Mom looked at me, too. I am very reluctant. I should come down first.

A few days later, I followed Ye Caishen and knocked on Brother Hui's office. Ye Caishen confirmed the identity of the opposite person with a "Hui Ge".

Brother Hui stood behind the desk, only nodded slightly at us, looked at the computer screen and swore. "Mom has legs, fooling around, and the main and auxiliary materials are mixed together. Not the distribution ratio. What do you think of the cost table? Are you blind? They were all rushed to feed the pigs to get rid of their hatred. "

Brother Hui is tall and straight, with long black hair, a small beard, a ruddy face, no glasses and a short linen shirt. The office furnishings are simple, and the main desk is piled with financial printing paper materials. There is a box of imported cigars and a small amber pipe next to the right-hand landline.

If the nameplate at the door didn't say "Chief Financial Officer", I would have suspected that there was a mistake, which was far from the gentle and handsome Ye Caishen. Brother Hui is obviously the temperament of a sales director, unlike an accountant. It doesn't look friendly.

Brother Hui bypassed the desk and greeted us to sit on the sofa, playing with the tea set and exchanging pleasantries.

"What accounting jobs have girls done?" Brother Hui asked.

"I have made vouchers, made statements, reported taxes and checked past accounts." I answered honestly.

"Running through the tax, the bank didn't?"

"no!"

"Which accounting profession do you like?" Brother Hui looked at the red and green tea bag in front of him and finally chose one. His white fingers were torn off, he poured tea, added water, hammered open the glass pot and boiled it directly.

I glanced at Ye Caishen and got the tacit approval. "I heard that you are going public, can you take me?" "

"You? Boys prefer it. Very bitter. Very bitter. Need to have strong endurance, not physical strength, but psychology. "

"It's boring to do bookkeeping accounting. I don't like static, I like moving." Seeing that Brother Hui was not unhappy, I bravely continued, "I have made rapid progress and a lot of money with you." The girl likes to call a spade a spade Our generation has no modesty and reserve.

"Tea, tea. Zhangping Narcissus, I don't know the price, it tastes good, try it. " The Tieguanyin leaves in the hammer pot naturally stretch, small and tender, and red around. Brother Hui added cups in turn, and the fragrance of spring immediately floated into his nose.

Hui Ge hey hey smiled, "As it happens, if my accountants are all in important positions, this opportunity will not fall on you. It's a big scale and everyone is very busy. As for making money, several accountants can make a fortune. When I earned 3000 yuan, the workers' salary was1200; I earned 6 thousand as a supervisor, and the wages of workers reached 5 thousand; I drove to 8 thousand, and some workers have already passed 10 thousand. These days, accountants can't make money while working while the iron is hot. It's not that knowledge has depreciated, but that the diploma has depreciated. " Brother Hui is obviously complaining.

Ye Caishen just turned a deaf ear and sipped tea. "Good tea, good tea." Do not participate in the debate.

"God of Wealth, you should train for a while first, and then give it to me!" Brother Hui is slightly suspicious.

Ye Caishen felt dejected. "My work will be suspended for a period of time, and we'll talk about it later. I think she can talk more than those unfamiliar people, and she can talk more, since she is a young talent! A strong hand like yours will surely achieve great things. Don't forget everyone. Whether it can be adjusted depends on you. "

"Don't put a top hat on me!" Brother Hui laughed quietly, not as serious as just now. "Girl, the god of wealth is the master of our line. Without Bole, jade sinks to the bottom of the lake. If you are born at an untimely time, you would rather be a sweeping monk and live in seclusion in the mountains. "

Later, I learned that Ye Caishen didn't take me because his mother had found out a serious illness. The bad news hit, and the world of Ye Caishen was no longer sunny. Think about my mother's work, weeding, sowing and harvesting in the countryside and fields. She is all resisting alone. She has only been in this city for a few years, and has not enjoyed this kind of happiness. He stopped all work, closed the studio, took his mother south to Jinan, and went north to Beijing to accompany her for treatment, thinking that it would be better for her to stay in this world for one more day. It's a pity that heaven doesn't help people, and doctors don't save lives. A year later, his mother died, and Ye Caishen fell for several years. Every day, he was entangled in the pain of missing and could not let go.

"I don't want to sit in my office all day researching topics. After a long time, people are boring. "

"If you stay and work for a month, you will be able to come down, and there will naturally be a bright future ahead, otherwise you will directly clear the way and not talk." Brother Hui is ready to end the conversation.

That's it? I was still struggling when I first came. Now I'm attracted by brother Hui, and I speak directly and don't turn. I hate euphemisms and hints. What age is it now? Just be quick and direct. I want to stay!

During the period since I joined the company, I can't do nothing every day, running around like the main shaft of taxation, banking and government, following Brother Hui, asking for information, copying information and handing in information. Brother Hui is in a hurry, follow him, move quickly and keep up with his thoughts. As soon as he made a mistake, he began to scold me. I didn't dare to neglect, it became stormy, and I didn't stay in bed in the morning.

I didn't know I was naive until I experienced it, and my estimation was simple. I used to stay up until two o'clock, but now I go home without eating or sleeping. Korean dramas don't even remember where they chased. How tired and bitter you are.

Fortunately, I have been gritting my teeth and lost a lot of weight. This is just the best adjustment before listing, and the formal work has not yet begun. I wonder if the road ahead is more rugged?

In the meantime, I also saw the scenery of Huige. The financial work in the enterprise is orderly and in place, and the outside of the enterprise is laughing and entertaining. Occasionally, in his spare time, Brother Hui cut open a cigar, took out the tobacco, put it in his pipe, lit it, put it on the table with his legs crossed, and smoked and intoxicated.

Although the financial director of a small place is not very ostentatious, he always has some decency when he goes out to see guests. There is always a good position on the wine table, and the peers are intertwined, showing the elegance of a gentleman. I really envy you. When can I be so ostentatious?

A year has passed, and I feel much more fulfilled than my previous work. Unexpectedly, the situation changed suddenly and something happened to UNPROFOR.

Brother Hui's boss used to be in the steel business. In the beautiful era of national economic expansion, he pulled seven or eight guns, rented ten acres of land, and started supporting products of the State Grid. After more than ten years of development, it has occupied an area of 100 mu, with an output value of over 100 million. Just after a few good years, the boss was burned by the fire of listing, and he was crazy and had to go public. Investors came in several times, saying that the scale was not enough, waved and left, leaving no big money.

So the boss was furious and raised money everywhere, covering an area of 100 mu and adding new machines to the newly built factory. The bank loan amount was used to the top, and Huige reported it several times, but the bank refused to increase the loan. The boss is in a hurry. There are more than N guarantee companies at once, and several companies can guarantee each other to get loans. Can you really start a business without rice? The boss was blind for a while and was kicked in the head by the donkey for more than five or six times, and he didn't want to pay back the money at all. Call: loan! Loan! Loan!

Brother Hui's mind is still clear, and he is very careful about the operation of the enterprise and the flow of funds. I made a financial plan and told my boss, no! In this way, once the loan is forced to expire, the enterprise capital chain will collapse. At this time, the boss went to Beijing every day, met some dignitaries, and fell in love with nonsense, where he still listened. Called a brother Hui into the office and kicked him several times. "Let you lend you, don't you also. People have sent the money to the door, and you have to block it for me. How can we do big business? "

Brother Hui also lost his temper. I sent the materials to his office, only to see him stay in his chair, not talking, just picking up a pile of materials on the table in front of him and trying to lift them into the air, and then watching them fall in all directions.

This period is a period of rapid development of enterprises, but the supply of funds is not smooth. Brother Hui's phone keeps ringing, and the theme can't be separated from the word money. All the adjustments are put aside for the time being, and I follow Huige between guarantee companies, joint insurance companies and banks every day. Much like brother Xun, he pawned it in a pawnshop, then went to the drugstore to get the medicine and circled back and forth. Brother Hui's temper is getting rougher and rougher, and he has no self-cultivation. In the office, you scold your parents, and your mouth is full of local swear words, especially when you are on the phone. It is even more uncivilized for civilized people.

Spending money was cool for a while, but on that day, the big bosses all shrank their necks and left like lost dogs. Wondering who can lend him money for a few days, everyone wants to call grandpa. The bosses are all pregnant, and they are all supported by loans. There are few dollars at home, so I can't borrow them. Finally, they had to take the road of bridge loan. Brother Hui took to the road at this time. The guarantee company is nothing. The loan contract is signed not only by the boss and his wife, but also by the chief financial officer. Never do it, never want to, but Brother Hui signed it with a bitter face. It's not just old-age care, small support, forced by life.

Later, something happened to the joint guarantee, and the guarantee followed. The bosses ran away, the enterprise closed down, and Huige and his boss were blacklisted. The equipment in the factory was robbed by the guarantee company, and the employees waited for a few days, but they died and dispersed. Brother Hui also went to other places to hide. After that, everyone went to make a living separately, lost contact with Brother Hui, and never heard from him again.

This battle hurt not only the Huige family, but also many enterprises are still struggling in the quagmire of debt.

There was an image of a couplet at that time.

The first part: "robbing Peter to pay Paul, there are holes in the wall"

The second part: "Borrow new debts, pay off old debts, and the debts are unclear."

Horizontal batch: "forget it when you die"

Mom is a real mom after all. Since the accountant's food tastes terrible, let's change careers. Now banks are similar to insurance companies, and it is easy to enter, as long as they can pull deposits. For the sake of her daughter's livelihood, my mother had the cheek to find seven aunts and eight aunts and put all the savings of each family into the bank where I took refuge. I finally got this bowl of rice. I've been mixing it for seven or eight years. I slept late again and gained weight.

I met Ye Caishen when I was drinking tea with my friends in my spare time, which caused the topic of Hui Ge. Ye Caishen just smiled and said, "Let me treat you to a midnight snack!" "

Ye Caishen took me to the north bank of "Li Island".

"Lidao" is an artificially excavated water storage lake, which is divided into two lakes, north and south. North Lake is undeveloped, with reeds and desolation everywhere.

Not far from the shore of the lake, unscrupulous developers built several buildings in the early years and ran away before they were finished. I'm not sure if anyone bought it, but I'm sure no one lives there. Beihu Lake is becoming more and more desolate.

I haven't been here because of the desolation, and I don't know if there are any other shops here. The facade decoration has been worn out, and there is a wooden plaque on the door: "Wonton? Fish ".

"Boss, two wonton, three fresh meat!" Ye caishen shouted when he entered the door.

There was a little girl at the front desk taking care of it, and a man came out from the kitchen, with an amber pipe in his mouth, dark complexion, thin face and short hair, and a tall man without a stomach. On closer inspection, it's Brother Hui, but it seems to have changed.

Brother Hui lost his swagger, but he still has supercilious pride. He didn't mean to say hello when he saw me. He went straight to the door, his face flushed, leaned back in his chair, pedaled the door frame and smoked his pipe beautifully.

Ye Caishen only uses napkins to clean the table. He doesn't talk, and I have nothing to say. He just watched Huige smoke, and the atmosphere was stuck.

Brother Hui smoked for a while and dumped a sentence, "Don't talk about accounting!" , turned and went into the kitchen.

I was surprised and puzzled.

It was not until Sanxian wonton was served that Ye Caishen slowly talked about Huige's past.

After the accident that year, the Huige family was maliciously sealed up by the guarantee company, Huige hid in the field, and his wife stayed at home with her daughter. After a long time, on the surface, the guarantee company was not so arrogant, and later Brother Hui dared to come out to soak. In order to make a living and keep a low profile, Brother Hui found a small business and worked as a small accountant for a while.

In the end, it was not satisfactory. Production cost data and warehouse delivery data have not been last time for half a year. In the face of the growl and resentment of the supervisor who is much younger than myself, I often have the impulse to find an axe to cut people.

Think about the scenery before, I can't stand it, I can't stand it! Simply, the small accountant also quit.

At that time, Brother Hui's boss couldn't stand being fooled by others. He invested some money in a building near Beihu Lake and received several mortgage contracts signed by both parties, which were not formal. When the UNPROFOR accident happened, Huige took these mortgage contracts from the safe and kept them in his hand.

He can't go back to his old home, so he has to live here. Only two floors of the house here have been completed, and the steel bars on the third floor are still exposed, and no one realizes it. At that time, it was used as a model house and dormitory, with water and electricity. Things have already moved out, and the decoration is still there. I open a shop on the first floor and sleep on the second floor. With these informal mortgage contracts, Huige confidently said that he had been "watching the building" here for several years, and it was also idle and quiet.

Brother Hui opened a shop here to sell wonton. The girl came to help when she didn't go to college.

"Huige is not just selling wonton now. In front of the swamp, Huige has surrounded a pond and raised some fish. It's very pleasant to bake a fish occasionally and have a fish feast. " Ye Ziyao said to me with a smile. "Do you think only wonton is eaten?"

"HuiGe fish is running out, want to eat, don't catch. Fishing by yourself! Do you have the pleasure of catching fish by yourself? "

I don't think so. I have a family and children, and I live a walking life all day. There is less happiness between friends, less happiness between relatives, and the happiness of family life has become numb and can't be remembered.

"Brother Hui has completely left the accounting Jianghu, and it will be the same in the future."

Brother Hui doesn't want to talk about accounting any more. There is no warmth anyway. All accounting memories are painful. People are increasingly reluctant to talk about the past.

"Accountants have done this. Will no one be an accountant in the future?" I'm at a loss. "What is the future of accounting?

After checking out, Hui Ge's cold words came.

No accounting?