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The weather is very good today. Everyone came to Qixin early to celebrate Christmas. Speaking of Christmas. Listen to me. The virgin Mary came to heaven from the son of God. She listened to the angel and felt pregnant. Yue Se is pregnant. He was born in a manger in an inn. Jesus just gave birth to Herod. He was afraid that the doctor would visit him and come to pay tribute. Herod wanted to pay tribute. This is all fake. He planned to murder the angel and reported that Yue Se had escaped from Egypt under Herod. Slaughter the city of Bethlehem and the surrounding cities. Kill all the two-year-old boys. Herod is dead. Yue Se left Egypt and settled in Nazareth. Jesus suffered all the sufferings in the world for 30 years and 3 years. He preached that Jesus was not afraid of innocence. He was crucified by the Lord of the cross, and his flesh rebuked him. He didn't answer. Jesus was crucified for three days and rose from the dead. He ascended to heaven and became holy. He ascended to heaven on the Mount of Olives and sat at his father's right hand. Jesus is you and me in heaven, and I pray for peace for you and me. The Lord sent the Holy Spirit to live forever, and all believers in the hearts of all people received grace. Jesus lives in heaven and prepares for me. The local Lord will take me to heaven. I will ascend to heaven to be king with the Lord and eat the Lord's supper. You shall rejoice, and I will rejoice, and I will be crowned with eternal life. Hello, leading colleagues, the Chinese New Year is coming soon. Say "Happy New Year" first! I said a few and a half words today, not many words. No matter how good it is, don't run! We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together! Let's celebrate the 10th anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations and look forward to tomorrow. Cheers! The achievements of the center are better than ever, thanks to the sweat of the leaders and the unity and cooperation of the leading bodies! Let's act on the overall situation, find the right market position, do a good job of innovation and seek development. No matter how difficult the market is, everyone is a hero and everyone is a dedicated person. It is better for everyone to work hard, lead the class in the learning center and establish a correct outlook on life than to devote themselves to trade union activities. Climb the mountain and tug-of-war to do gymnastics, keep fit, show your talents, and be lively and active. The work in the branch is exquisite and wonderful, and the chef in the restaurant is really good, and the hot dishes and meals are good. Don't insist. Financial personnel are highly skilled, carrying abacus everywhere, saving money! The information service is very comprehensive. Everyone turns around the network, and all the work is not neglected. Everyone is looking for me! File affairs are trivial, don't say it doesn't matter. Every effort is precious, so tired! Comprehensive property innovation, tight environmental sanitation, building canteens and garages, and doing a good job in hard trading services are indispensable. Let's work hard together for another year and collect money! Overfulfilled for another year, seeing 1000 happy results means that everyone wants to make more money! We did very well this year. Let's not be proud. Let's hold a meeting of leaders to sum up. Better life! Setting new goals and tasks in the new year is not high. As long as everyone works hard, they will surpass them. We have worked hard to prepare for today's party, and there are good programs below. Let's retreat. Unit New Year's Party: Hello, friends, it's the New Year. Let's join in the fun and shout together! Usually too tired and stressed, sci is sent too little, the competition becomes bigger and the chance becomes smaller, dizzy! It's really annoying that the experiment didn't go well. If the boss is angry, the bonus will be deducted. If he wants to live, fight! You see how haggard everyone is, with black faces and black eyes. Everybody, who's Saburo? Sign in every day when you are sleepy. If you can't stop doing the experiment, run to bed as soon as you get the result! Looking forward to giving subsidies every month, the money is only enough to fill the stomach, and you have to send nature in your dreams and make a fortune! Families don't quarrel with couples. In fact, it is only because there are fewer articles that more articles bring more money. What good money! When a person is a stranger in a foreign land, he will be more lonely during the festival. He should also do experiments and torture it! I cooked instant noodles at noon on the day of the experiment. I really want to work hard, dirt! There are too many people cooking at noon, but there are fewer pots in their heads. When is my turn? Leave! There were many dishes, and everyone was in a good mood. Suddenly, the comrades want to halve, dizzy! Fever at both ends for three days, dizziness and hunchback. You don't need a physical examination to know that it is three highs! More fat, smaller belt, less exercise, more participation in cultural and sports activities, ok! I'm in a bad mood, frowning, with more wrinkles and less hair. The introducer runs as soon as he sees it. Help! In addition to work is sleeping, in addition to eating is peeing, monotonous rhythm, don't laugh! I'm glad to see everyone smiling. I'll come again next time. I wish you a happy new year. Goodbye! Three sentences and a half "Happy New Year": the fire tree and silver flowers bloom every night, and new and old customers gather together for a good night and a beautiful reunion. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome everyone to come. No matter how good they are, don't run up and make irresponsible remarks. If there are similarities, don't shout for a literary evening. The first thing to do is to change the customs, be polite, not refuse the reality, overfulfill for another year, be happy when you see the achievements, and the pace of progress will never change. Expressing true feelings and gratitude, expressing heartfelt good wishes, is better than understanding the affairs of leaders in charge, and is better than honey juice. Why don't you take some time to guide your gratitude, such as Jiang Tao's blessing to the factory manager, which is really amazing. There will be no shortage of business in the coming year. Lesbians are very good, healthy and beautiful, like a treasure, love, sweet lovers, embrace and exchange experiences, and take care of today's meeting. Really lively and coquettish. All walks of life are good. Everyone is engaged in contracting to earn more money. Besides, our good tourists in Shaoxing often go here to shake Wu Pengshui and have a happy mood. When everything is out, we will be lucky. We won the lottery and opened the gift bag soap. We listened to a lot of words, and everyone felt itchy. I hope we can keep applause. Du Ya Tourism has cooperated with its guests for many years and has emotional support and help. We can't stop. You can't stop beating gongs and drums and celebrate the festival. Say three and a half sentences today and open the stage! Ice and snow are not afraid of the cold, men, women and children are smiling, uncles and aunts have a good Spring Festival and a happy New Year! The 16th National Congress of the Communist Party of China was convened by the Central Committee and made great strides on the road ahead. Victory depends entirely on the guidance of the party, to be honest! The call of the party is the driving force, deepening reform and creating benefits, and the workers and uncles have worked hard! We are small and ambitious, we don't bend over in the face of difficulties, and we want to be entrepreneurs in the future, which is not good! Dear uncles and aunts, we are here to learn from you. When we grow up, we will take over from your. Be anxious! Although we are young, we study and work well, and we are moving towards the big goal in the future. Run! Three and a half sentences in the new year: beating gongs and drums to celebrate the festival. There is a party today, it's lively! The new year has come again. I salute you first. I bow to you and give you money! Please forgive me for saying a few and a half words today. No matter how good it is, don't run! Pay equal attention to regional affairs, state affairs and world affairs, and attract investment in industries and services. Serve you right! Top-down mobilization in the region, it is not easy to start a second business, let high-tech word-of-mouth spread, work hard! The general secretary cares about Jiacheng, and the burden is heavy. I work hard with the leaders and keep doing it! We have a lot to say, so don't be too verbose. I hope everyone will join us and applaud together! The window service business is wide, the talent center is ringing, and the performance is like climbing stairs, step by step! Industrial development needs talents, and all majors should come. * * * It's a brilliant idea to create a talent year! High-end talents are too scarce. The management Committee will help you find it, and there are many preferential policies. Come on! There are also many talents in the region, old and young, so ask how big the contribution is, not small! There are many heroines, beautiful and smart. You'll know in two years, sister-in-law It is not a high task to set new goals in the new year. As long as we work together, we will surpass them. Today, let's get together, wash away the hardships and fatigue of a year, and look forward to tomorrow's drunkenness and self-confidence! In order to run the party well, everyone has worked hard to prepare, and there is still a lot to see later. Let's retire! Say goodbye to the old year and welcome the new year. Smile, sing and dance together. What can I do to show the golden pig's victory in spring and the golden rooster to celebrate the New Year? The four of us stood on the stage to celebrate the auspicious year of the pig in the early years. There are countless words to express our wishes. I wish you all peace, no disaster, safe production and public order. I wish you good health, a combination of work and rest, and more maintenance is the key. I wish you a wide range of financial resources, invest more in consulting services and have a wide range of financial resources. I wish you all learn from Zhang Yuxian in Sichuan, establish a correct outlook on life and make contributions. I wish you all a happy New Year, a broad mind, a warm heart and a good mood. I wish everyone a smooth and practical work and a positive attitude. I wish everyone a happy family. Respect the old and love the young, so that the spectrum of unity and friendship can be passed down from generation to generation. Eight wishes for happiness. Love between husband and wife is always accompanied by family happiness. Honey is as sweet as envy. 9. May everyone be diligent and honest. It is not difficult to climb up and down the ladder. Ten wishes for a smooth operation. Everyone likes to get everything they want. He can especially wish the new youth a civilized and polite life. Be brave and don't go astray. Regardless of the organization or the first-line annual assessment, all the work is kept in mind. Don't neglect, dare to win the championship. The tsunami has passed a new day. What are you going to do this year? If you don't speak well, please forgive the wonderful program and watch the last three sentences and a half-He Xinchun: Luo Gu played in front of the stage, and four people performed three sentences and a half, and asked with a smile what day it was today. Guess the day when people celebrate the New Year. The building of the Intermediate People's Court was completed today, with songs and laughter delivering good news. Congratulations! North and South talents gather together, and the party group of the Intermediate People's Court sends care, with one heart and one mind, forge ahead! The new year is coming, I remind you, don't violate the rules and regulations, be careful, don't be impetuous, don't be willful! People's justice for the people, sincere and patient attitude, civilized language warms people's hearts. Grab it! My heart is like a mirror, I know right from wrong, I'm fair and upright, I don't bend the law, I don't practice favoritism, I'm amazing! Think hard, study hard, learn professional knowledge day by day, study hard, make continuous progress and keep pace with the times! As a judge, you must keep in mind and tell the truth. According to the law, the trial execution must be timely, fair and efficient! Don't think that it can be achieved only by rough force. The executive board has changed a lot today, believe it or not? The implementation has been a great success every year, with good leadership and fruitful ability, wisdom and courage, which has set the overall situation and established prestige! Executive board, capable people, Hou Xudong, Wu, and many cases, trust-mart! It's not easy to work in the back office. Hard-working and willing to do Ou Peiqiong, the reserve price is also 370 million! Autumn, a heroine among women, Yang Kui is unknown, so it is not easy to be a woman! Strong in old age, strong in blue benevolence and righteousness, and strong in young age. I can't count it at the moment. Please forgive me! Don't forget to play ball and do aerobic exercise after work. Physical and mental health is most important. Stop joking! The image of the Intermediate People's Court was built early and the office building was well built. All police officers call it wonderful, croak! Knock, knock and choke! Choke! At the beginning of the new year, everything is new. Congratulations to all police officers of the Executive Board! New year's progress! Good health! All wishes come true, all the best! Congratulations on your wealth, Li! Take it! Celebrating the Lantern Festival (three and a half sentences): beating gongs and drums to celebrate the Lantern Festival. With great excitement, the four of us will perform. Please see! There are still a day or two before the tenth five-year plan. I wish you all good luck and happy reunion. We will bow to you and pay New Year's greetings! Today is the Lantern Festival party. Let's talk about our local tax. We have worked hard for another year to pay taxes! On the fifteenth and sixteenth of the month, it's hard to establish credit in the new year without your family! Looking back on 2006, we made extraordinary achievements and realized the informationization of tax collection and management ahead of schedule! My work performance is getting better and better year by year. Thanks to the good leaders at home, my relatives and friends extend their thumbs and applaud! The collection and management sub-bureau is full of elites, and the software development is not relaxed. Let's carry out a pilot project in the whole province. It's true! There are many contents in the website of the branch office, and the forum exchange is fruitful. Just cooperate and develop! In the new era of knowledge explosion, the construction of learning organizations is fast, and there are rewards for accumulating credits. It's strange not to learn! Bright spot project makes new moves, standardized management is the goal, full of enthusiasm and high energy! Strict tax discipline, fair law enforcement is the key, and local tax cadres are honest and clean! Managing taxes according to law is the soul, newspapers and magazines create public opinion, and preferential policies are warm and touching! Quality service and innovation, the first question is worth a thousand dollars, and it is close to tax enterprises like fish and water! The new goal of tax collection and management, sesame blossoms are rising day by day, and the red flag unit will certainly create and dare to surpass it! Parents and children suffer, you bear the ups and downs, consistent, full of emotion! The tasks in the new year have greatly increased, and we are not afraid of difficulties. Let's try to win the family tax! There were many achievements in the past, so I won't talk about them one by one. Ma Benteng forge ahead, struggle! Our performance is not very good. This is just a scene. The following activities are more exciting. Applause! The local tax cadres boasted that the Chinese New Year was coming soon, and the four of us were about to take the stage. They boasted about the local tax for more than eight years and filled the car with good deeds and honors. It is not easy for two civilized flowers to build an eight-year excellent bureau. The overall situation has worked hard to increase taxes for eight years, and 200 million cars have turned. It is not easy for the team to run together, and it is necessary to strategize and win a thousand miles. There is a big family of local taxes, a director and a condescending spirit. Hard and true, the second director, placer gold, is in charge of business, and it is quite cool to promote scientific and technological management. Director Zhou Ping has a lot of energy, agriculture, taxation and social security. He is very busy. He is busy with many things and meetings. Liu Fenghai, a young director, was too busy to inspect the front line. He is a general and has a strong attack on tax evasion. He has sent the CPPCC team on secondment. Director Dong has a high heart, a big official and a big local tax business. Everyone in the branch has contributed. He won't let a company compete with Liu Xi Branch for civilized service and take the lead in striving for two national civilizations at the first level, and Zhenniu Tengao Branch will not show weakness in collection and management, with a tax revenue of more than 50 million yuan a year. Nantai branch is not idle, and the service is standardized. The former municipal party Committee awarded the demonstration site, and the Haizhou branch in the south of the city was divided into three parts, so it was busy to develop Niuzhuang at the level of grasping the town and catching the fire. Wang Gengzhuang holds high taxes and high social security, and it is not easy for eastern countries to tide over the difficulties with one heart, not afraid of mountains and roads. Comrades in government agencies are also very tired. It is common for information reform to work overtime. Team building is a precedent. Integrity and self-discipline measures are more diligent for the people, and more dedicated people work with leaders and subordinates. This year, the task is still very heavy. Take good care of the golden pig in 2003, welcome the Spring Festival, and come to the local tax cadres to have a good time. See you this time next year. Bye. Good evening, chief teacher. There are so many stars tonight. Let's run up and see if the previous program is performing well. No matter how well it is said, we can't have a good college life, and I am surprised that I can pass the exam. If the test data is incorrect, redo it. In fact, we are not lazy, we go to class at dawn, and there are several tables of textbooks, occupying seats; I opened the book and recited English, but I felt all wrong. I went back to the dormitory, uncovered the quilt and went to sleep. Sleep until it's just dark, queue up at the Millennium Gate, eat three meals a day, and lose weight. The semester ended in a blink of an eye, I didn't learn how to live anything, and my hair was temporarily hot and dizzy. Why are you busy after grade four? Let's pack together, take off our casual clothes and put on our uniforms. He went to Badaling and was led into the barracks by the instructor. From then on, he was neither a civilian nor a soldier. Get up early in the morning, rush to line up, always unconsciously bubble to report; Sweating in the hot sun, training hard, kicking and cramping hard; Military training is very active. After supper, I was busy washing pots and bowls. Too many people and too little water to get in, and dry cleaning. It's really tiring to fold the quilt, so don't spend less time on it. In order not to fold the quilt tomorrow, I will sleep on my side. It's only been three days since I took a bath. I didn't know there were very few nozzles until I rushed in. I couldn't find them after washing clothes. Funny; There are many songs in the barracks. Warrior company two went to sing songs, 999919 company; Bleeding and sweating without leaving tears, shedding skin and flesh without falling behind, fearing the people's army; There are still programs waiting in line, so we have to give them some opportunities. Don't waste time, retreat strategically. Good evening, colleagues. Welcome to the university for guidance. Whether the program is good or not-don't say three and a half sentences today, it's not very tolerant. Our purpose is only one-to add chaos to the new century and Millennium. I bow to you first-I have to give money to the company this year, as well as business and distribution, as well as stores and software-and the business trip is the most tiring. Retreat as soon as we get to dinner-I'm afraid I'm drunk, and I'm really full of energy today, and I'm walking like a gust of wind-we really like Mr. Peng in February, and we lead everyone out to play, play ball and go to a bar for dinner-the manager of the bill paying industry is a handsome man, who is usually a big bill, but recently he's a little annoyed-three girls in the payment business department, order statistics and operation, and their lives-six flowers in the bothersome finance department. Three sentences and a half lines at the party: the four of us performed. Please don't take offense if we don't behave well. What should I do if I behave well? Give the money! Good evening, colleagues and leaders. Welcome to guide us. What are we doing here? Busy! It is not easy to find a job this year. I'm glad to be here. Begging if you can't find a job! Courtyard thoughtful, home transportation and labor insurance, who knows? Sister in law! The summer in Guangzhou is terrible, and the scorching sun is really unbearable. Mosquitoes also came to join in the fun, covered in bags. (Scrape) Fortunately, the welfare of the unit is good, and the herbal tea with sugar water is here. It would be better if there were mosquito repellent! The working environment is quite spacious, with fitness, entertainment and dining hall. At noon, it's quiet here and everyone is sleeping. There are activities every week. You can choose to play ball or swim. Who is our lover? Union! New comrades are of high quality, and there are many handsome men and beautiful women. Thanks to our leaders, they have a high vision! With so many business opportunities, I won't run around, I'm full of food and drink, and there will be extra money! Customer relationship is very important and smiling service is very effective. What should I do when I meet Party A? "Hello, leader!" (Bowing) Today, the wind is high, the moonlight is good, and the performance interest is high. Are we going to perform? All right! .