At 8 o'clock in the evening, the fat man with good eloquence and bragging appeared in the live broadcast room on time. To tell you the truth, I'm a little disappointed. ?
Lao Luo was not late this time.
Who is not late, Luo Yonghao or Lao Luo?
Lao Luo seems to have spied the disappointment in everyone's heart. When he came up, he greeted everyone: "Today is very punctual, which disappointed you."
In front of the screen, my disappointment is much less, and Lao Luo is still the same.
At 8 o'clock in the evening, 0 1, the live broadcast room can't be squeezed in. The grand occasion of putting the venue to find tickets in those years is still stable today.
Everyone wants to see what Mr. Luo will sell.
There is no doubt that no matter what he sells, Lao Luo must sell explosions.
A few days before the live broadcast, Lao Luo told everyone in Tik Tok: "No matter whether you recommend satellites or rockets, as long as you dare to recommend them, I will dare to sell them!"
Look, how confident you are!
I've been ready for a long time. The 2.7 million people in the live broadcast room, like me, are now afraid that their internet speed will not be brought up.
The first product sold by Lao Luo is Xiaomi Juneng Gel Pen, 9.9 pieces 10. Lao Luo is very peaceful. There is no Li Jiaqi-style "OMG", no Victoria's "5432 1 open" and no jokes. The only sentence that conforms to Lao Luo's temperament is: "This can be written by many people for a lifetime."
You see, as soon as I sold my car, I started screaming at the top of my lungs when it was broadcast live, and my mask could not stop my enthusiasm, trying to "buy it" from the netizens in front of the screen! Buy it! Buy it! "Where is Mr. Luo? After chatting for a few minutes, the boredom almost overflowed the screen of the mobile phone before throwing out a link.
I clicked in, it was only a second, and it was gone. Just a pen? !
I am very sour. The same is the live broadcast, watching Lao Luo live to sell goods, everyone's body is more sincere than the barrage; Watching me sell cars live, just watching and not buying, is equal to "Bai Piao".
However, I really want to see Lao Luo selling cars on the spot, which Li Jiaqi can't carry. Can Lao Luo do it?
Unfortunately, there is no car for the time being. Ice cream, crayfish, inflatable treasure, laundry beads, electric toothbrush ... Lao Luo's cargo capacity is "leverage"! There is no doubt that I didn't grab any of them and sold them out on the spot.
Selling Zhong Xue's popsicle, Lao Luo ate ice cream, but he didn't understand other people's official propaganda copy. Finally, he directly said "looks like a tile"; (Teacher Luo, can we have a look at the copy prepared by the client's father in advance?)
Selling Netease office chairs, Lao Luo directly found a live broadcast partner to demonstrate lying on his back and repeatedly said, "If you fall, it is a work-related injury"; I feel that Ding Lei has been on the road with a ten-meter-long broadsword.
Promoting Xiaomi mobile phone, Lao Luo said that his favorite function is Xiaomi 10? Pro reverse charging function, and then take out your own iPhone? XR？ Demonstrate reverse charging; (Find the psychological shadow area of Reebs at this moment)
In the process of Lao Luo's live broadcast, this is still normal operation, selling extremely meter projectors, and the chairman of others is sitting next to him. Lao Luo introduced that this is a "nut" projector. As a competing product of the polar meter projector, it is estimated that the nut projector has been shocked, and Lao Luo himself has been shocked. He briefly left the studio and said that he would "crush the shock."
Lao Luo, who came back again, bowed to the brand and apologized, hoping to understand his bald scalp.
In front of the screen, I looked at the sparse hair on Mr. Luo's head and couldn't hide my excitement. I remember the last time he bowed, or at the hammer conference, bowing in front of the fans.
This spring, no one can escape a live broadcast.
The live broadcast even became the second spring of my career. From the beginning, I rushed the ducks on the shelves without a smile to popularize automobile knowledge, until I opened my mouth and closed my mouth, and the empty 4S shop echoed with "buy it for me"!
However, this is either 10 gel pen with a price of 9.9 yuan, or a 20-page note, which tries its best to satisfy the "spectators" in the live broadcast room, and everyone will not place an order to buy a car when their minds are hot.
Once, I brushed the manager of a 4S shop in a circle of friends and danced the rabbit dance live with a doll hat, which made me feel uncomfortable. I gave him two little loves-it's not easy for people to persist in the cold winter.
Everyone said that Lao Luo didn't sell the car for the first live broadcast because he was afraid of overturning. Looking at it now, it is not that selling cars is easy to overturn, but that Lao Luo's live broadcast is a large-scale rollover scene.
You can also say that Lao Luo's live broadcast is full-stroke, and my 18-line anchor will get angry and smoke. He usually broadcasts live and his voice is hoarse. Only a few hundred people watched, but Lao Luocan made a lot of money in a lethargic state.
This live broadcast, Luo Yonghao's total sales reached 65.438+700 billion yuan, the cumulative number of viewers was 48.754 million, and the number of orders exceeded 840,000 ... From the data point of view, Luo Yonghao is the real "brother with goods". It seems that selling cars is not far away.
There is no familiar paragraph in this live broadcast. A clumsy straight fat man is drinking tea and eating ice cream in the live broadcast room, saying unfamiliar product recommendation terms.
As soon as Xiaomi mobile phone appeared, there was a "hammer" in the barrage! Hammer! "
The man who once threatened to buy Apple, who wanted to take the hammer mobile phone as an ideal, now sells his competitor's mobile phone in this form.
At the end of the live broadcast, the product recommended by Lao Luo was a razor, and he said that he would start again.
Lao Luo didn't wet his face with hot water, but directly shaved off his beard that he had followed for more than ten years with a razor. A sentence appeared in the barrage, "Lao Luo shaved his beard, and my youth is over."
Mr. Luo with a beard will come here from time to time.
"My name is Luo Yonghao. Have you heard of it before I came? "
"No." The audience's answers were very neat.
"So ... don't lie, right? Have you ever heard of it? " Luo Yonghao repeated it. ?
"No way"?
"No, don't shout at the top of your lungs. People in their twenties must do things appropriately. "
We went to see Lao Luo's live broadcast, mostly for this effect. In other words, there are far more people going to cross talk than people coming to see the goods.
Lao Luo broke everyone's expectations from the beginning. "Those who come to see cross talk can go out."
After the whole live broadcast, he really didn't say anything, and there were fewer and fewer people in the live broadcast room.
After the live broadcast, we opened WeChat, and the official account of WeChat was full of articles such as "Luo Yonghao sells goods live, contributing to a screen-level boredom", and the voice of singing decline came and went.
Even so, I still expect Lao Luo to make a boring live broadcast of selling cars. People who are broadcasting live at least don't give up easily and bow to life.
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