If someone sarcastically says: you can't afford this thing. What's your wisest retort?

I once heard a story-once upon a time, a ragged farmer led an ordinary donkey to the market. When he approached a cucumber vendor, he asked how much cucumbers were a catty. The stall owner looked the farmer up and down and said impatiently, "You can't afford to ask anything." At this time, the farmer was not angry, but took out a piece of silver and said, "I bought all your cucumbers." I bought you these cucumbers just to feed the donkey! At the same time, I pulled out a cucumber and hit the donkey! It is said that the allusion of "cucumber hits donkey very simply" comes from this; There is no way to prove that this is true or false ... but in my opinion, this is the best rebuttal! I wonder if you agree? Speaking of not laughing! Please give me some advice! !

I have experienced this situation for a long time. 1994 In the spring, I went to Beijing. In front of the noon gate, a vendor in the south set up a stall, selling imitation gold necklaces with beautiful appearance. However, whether it is a strip or a weight, the length is 20 yuan per centimeter. Generally speaking, a necklace of moderate length should be at least 65 cm, that is, 1300 yuan. At the price at that time, it was really expensive! I stopped to have a look, and he tried to sell it. Because I think it's expensive and I don't have that much money in my pocket, which means I don't want to buy it. The peddler was a little unhappy and said it was difficult to obey. I thought it was meaningless for us to go out for fun and argue with others, so we played Tai Chi with him. I said: you sell things, in order to make money, sell things to make money, this is the key! It is difficult to say that it is difficult, and can you make money by obeying? What's the point of making guests unhappy and wasting their efforts? Hearing this, he smiled and said, Yes! Yes! I continued: I am willing to buy, you will make money; It's normal for me not to buy it, and you have nothing to lose, right? Then, I went my way and he attracted other guests. Get along well with each other.

It's simple. She said you couldn't afford it, and you said she was of poor quality. No wonder she can only be a shop assistant.

Hehe, it feels bad to choke like this, but sometimes, I have to say.

In fact, there are many people who think highly of themselves in life. I remember when I opened a clothing store, only's skirt was pretty good. A little girl likes it very much and wants her mother to buy it. Her mother said "clothes worn by prostitutes", which made me very angry: it depends on what kind of people wear them. A noble man wears it as a little princess. You wear it. .......

Some people just like looking for things. I remember another customer came in and said that there were so few clothes in a clothing store. I said you can't afford so many clothes. My mother heard me. She tried to skin me. Tang Priest has been waiting for me for many days.

Life is like this. If you don't attack me, I won't attack you. Open a clothing store. It doesn't matter whether you buy clothes or not, but you can't suffer indignities. I used to think that opening a shop was my own boss, but I didn't know it was a doormat. I was looking for abuse, and then I quit.

When we enter high-end shopping malls, we will indeed meet sales people who are looked down upon. Although they earn 4000 yuan, they have the "instinct" of dogs to look at people. They will naturally develop a snobbish mentality when they see more rich people. After all, they are driven by royalties and interests, or they really look down on people or expect to stimulate you.

First, the smartest person. Not angry, not irritating, not popular. If you can afford it and don't want to buy it, why bother the villain? If you can't afford it, why care about being said a few words? No matter what you can't afford, just smile and walk away, quiet inside. This is great wisdom, peace of mind and no external interference.

Second, the most irritating person. There is a joke that someone picked up a brand-name bag and took a look. The salesman said, this is a valuable item, so you can't touch it. The man took out his card and said I bought it. The young lady bowed and went to get her bag. The man put the card away and said, I won't buy it if you touch it. The young lady rolled her eyes with anger.

Third, the most annoying person. There is a joke that someone walks into a luxury store and the lady says, what do you need? The man said, let me have a look first. Miss dog looked down on people and said, don't look, you can't afford it anyway. The man smiled and I bought this bag. The young lady immediately changed her face, bowed and made out an invoice to the man. The man took the ticket to the cashier to pay the bill. In fact, he turned a corner, tore up the receipt and turned to go home.

Fourth, the most aggressive person. A friend is really rich, but he doesn't look very good and wears simple clothes. I want to buy my wife a 50 thousand bag as a gift. As a result, the young lady ignored him at all. He said he wanted to see a bag. Miss didn't even give it to him, saying, if you can't afford it, just have a look. The man went to the store next door and bought a 65438+ 10,000 bag. He said to her, I bought this bag, but it's a pity that you are only qualified as a salesman, and then walked away. The young lady stamped her feet angrily, annoyed and regretful.

However, realistically speaking, I still advise you to learn the first method when you meet such people. No one can make you angry. This is the realm of cultivation. A higher level is that if others are angry with you, you won't be angry with others, just treat others as air. Why are you angry about such a trifle? Whether you can bear it or not, keeping a calm mind is king. You said, right?

One kind of person who can say such a thing is that dogs look down on people, and he (she) is just selling goods. If he or she is rich, he or she will not be a shopping guide. He (she) only feels sorry for such a dog fighting over something. The most precious thing in this world is the human mind. For a person who has lost his own heart and only has a dog's heart, sympathize with him or her. Why bother about him or her? Another way is to dig a hole for you to jump, but don't get excited and don't be fooled. In short, when you meet someone who talks like this, treat him (her) like a dog and turn around gorgeously, so happy! Behind it are disappointed eyes!

Seeing this topic, I have had such an experience. I went to the market to buy food. I was standing in front of the food stall and choosing dishes. A man also comes to choose dishes. He didn't seem to like it and left. The female stall owner swore a few times and said that the man had no money to see anything, so he was speechless. I stood by and left after hearing these words, although things

It's none of my business, but it's a matter of personality. I will never go to her booth to buy food again. She is also a food wholesaler, and her business is getting colder and colder. I finally can't see her. Business is fair, shop around, or treat people with heart.

Buy it, I can't afford it,

But fortunately,

I'm not poor enough to stand here and sell!

I remember 1997. We just got married and I came to Guangzhou with my wife. Once we went to the clothing wholesale market near the railway station. Because it is the Spring Festival, I'm going to buy some new clothes. Seeing a suit that feels good, I want to take it down and try it on, because I am from the north and speak Mandarin fluently. The little girl selling clothes told me it was expensive, so I told her at once. Thank you! Thank you for saving me money. We left soon. You think northerners who come to Guangzhou to work have no money and can't afford it. Sorry, you are wrong. I was blocked by one who didn't buy it. The money is still in my wallet, and you can't make any money. You lost, not me. Another time I went to buy cookies and asked for half a catty. The boss only weighed me four taels. She said that half a catty here is four Liang, that's all right! When I said I didn't want it, she scolded me in Cantonese, and then I told her that I couldn't understand a word of your bird language. Thank you! Sing it yourself! Goodbye! I am not easy to mess with. I'm sorry if you don't know how to respect others. I won't compete with you, but I will never let you get any benefits. Respect is mutual. If you don't respect others, others won't respect you.

You don't need any wisdom to fight back. Take out the UnionPay card and shoot it directly in front of Te to shut Te up. Dogs look down on people. Can I afford it? First, hold down Te with momentum, and then observe Te's reaction coldly. However, if you want to buy sex, try to stay away from it.

You can't judge a book by its cover, let alone the sea. There are indeed cunning and clever businessmen who dare customers to pay. In this case, we should think calmly and never be taken in by profiteers. Under the condition of market economy, only individuals can't think of it, and there is nothing that others can't do.

These days, rabbits bite when they are in a hurry. Especially those scoundrels who have no capital, set up stalls and don't make a market for three or two hours, they begin to have bad ideas. Benbo once met such a peddler, shouting a plastic balloon at twenty cents each. When you pay, as long as you pay one yuan more, Te will never give you change again and start pestering you. What kind of balloons are big and small, they are sold in festivals, and so on. They just don't give you change anyway.

In the early 1980s, ten thousand households were still new things. A big city built a five-star hotel by the river, which was mainly used to receive senior cadres and crooked nuts. Disembarking, one day a man dressed as a farmer walked in front of this luxury hotel, lifted his feet and went in. He wanted to have a look and then came out. I didn't expect to be stopped by the guard. "What are you doing? Get out, get out, who let you in? The ugly man asked, "Is this a hotel? "? The doorman replied, "It's a hotel. Can you afford it? "? Someone responded, "Let your manager come". The doorman replied, "You don't need a manager. Can you afford it first? "? This guy conveniently put his artificial leather bag on the counter in the lobby and asked the waiter to count enough money for one night. The remaining thousands of dollars are still in the leather selection bag.

The janitor looked at each other, not knowing what to do. This is a foreign-related hotel, and it is already difficult to ride a tiger without letting the leaders come forward. The big talk has been blown, and people are indomitable.

The devil is easy to find, but the child is difficult. The manager asked about the situation and asked the waiter to take the guests upstairs and stay in the presidential suite.

This is a folklore, which has not been confirmed. But there is only one problem that needs to be explained, that is, there are unexpected experts among the people. (2020/07/ 15)

If someone sarcastically said, "You can't afford this", how would you react? Most people will buy it back. What's it to you that I can't afford it? Or I won't buy yours if I can afford it? I really bought it by pretending to be fat ... actually, I don't think such an idea or practice is wise.

Imagine, under what circumstances would ordinary people say such a thing, and what is the identity of the person who said it? Simply guessing, most of these people are shop assistants, salespeople and waiters. When you look at a product for a long time but have no intention of buying it, some clerks with low educational level may say something like this: "Do you want to buy it or not? You can leave without buying. I can't afford it if I look at it for a long time! "

In this way, people with a little self-esteem will stop watching and shopping here. In fact, it doesn't matter whether you refute it or not at this time. Smart people won't haggle with such poor working people, just walk away. No matter how wise you retort, you look pale and powerless. For example, if you were bitten by a dog, did you catch up and bite each other? Or go to the hospital for rabies vaccine, generally consider the latter.

My classmate told me a story about her buying a quilt with her mother. One day her mother took her shopping, and the shops in that street were all bedclothes. They walked into one of the rooms and walked around. Her mother stood in front of a sample of one of the beds and touched it with her hand. Before the hand was picked up, the clerk excitedly came over and said, "Don't touch it if you don't buy it. What if it is broken? " This quilt is very expensive. "The implication is that you can't afford it, so don't touch it.

Her mother's hands look a little rough. She is the owner of a small processing factory and usually takes the lead. My classmate tried to argue with the clerk, but her mother stopped him. My classmate is so young that he is so angry that he doesn't fight. Mother took her into a shop next door. After reading it, she bought six quilts at once.

The clerk next door enthusiastically pushed the trolley past the store door. The clerk who just said don't touch it has a long face, and his face is written with capital embarrassment. My classmate and her mother laughed and skipped by her, never forgetting to turn around and smile. Students, what is a counterattack? This is the most beautiful counterattack. I think when you want to refute what others say to prove yourself, don't talk, take action, show your strength, impress those who look down on you and prove your strength. That's the best retort.

In fact, life will inevitably be looked down upon, and when people talk behind your back, I know you will be sad, but everyone will be sad, and everyone has their own inner feelings. But don't prove it for the sake of proving it. In fact, the best proof is that you have a good life and your life is your own and has nothing to do with others. Whether you live well or not, whether you are happy or not, only you know, don't feel sorry and hurt for those meaningless people.

I asked my classmates why they bought six quilts. Is it really to anger the clerk who can't talk? The classmate said, of course not. My mother gave four to my grandparents. By the way, I am angry with her. Actually, I wanted to buy it at her house, but I forgot to watch her talk so badly. This is the price of casual irony. I believe that after this incident, the clerk should be able to learn a lesson!

I also have a classmate who is really super calm. No matter what happens, if you were someone else, you might make a scene, but she always has a complacent attitude. She always said that the sky would pass before it fell. In the third year of high school, in order to have a better learning environment for everyone, you can apply for a dormitory for two. At that time, my classmate also applied, but in the end, because there were too many applicants and there were not enough dormitories, my classmate was not assigned. Many students who were not assigned called home, and some parents ran to school to make trouble, so they were arranged. But my classmate didn't say anything and lived in the original dormitory of six people. We all fanned the flames and let her make trouble. Don't be so sensible. But she said it doesn't matter, I will prove to you that the college entrance examination results are not necessarily related to two-person dormitory or six-person dormitory. In the end, she scored more than 20 points in a book, which was better than those students in the two-person dormitory!

So, I want to say, it's actually good to be indisputable. Generally, such a character and mentality will be relatively peaceful, and it will be easier to overcome when encountering difficulties. However, some people encounter some small things or things that are not satisfactory, just like exploding hair, just like the whole world owes them, which affects their mood and the mood of people around them. In the long run, it is easy to develop a hot temper and anxious personality, which is not good for future development but harmful.

When others dig at you or look down on you, the wisest answer is to ignore her. You don't need to prove anything to her because she doesn't deserve it. When you stop deliberately proving yourself to others, you gain faith and freedom. You have always been you, and you have never changed. You will not become humble because others belittle you, nor will you become noble because others worship you. As long as there is kindness and love in your heart, you are the best of yourself!

Chen: I want to record warm people and things, and I want to give you a little light of life with words. As long as you are alive, there is hope.