Background: Shenzhen, a messy street, is full of vendors. A beautiful girl in white is standing in front of a pork stall. Stephen Chow bowed his head and broke off a piece of pork with a pork knife. The muscles in his shoulder trembled with the knife.
After gazing deeply for a moment, the beautiful girl in white said slowly, "Don't think that I can't find you if I hide here. It's no use. Good people like you are as bright and outstanding as fireflies in the dark, no matter where they are. " Your melancholy eyes, sighing Hu Gen, superb knife skills and that cup of dry Martell completely betrayed you. However, although you are so excellent. But there are rules. Anyway, you still have to pay for what happened last night. Don't you pay prostitutes? "
(this MM is cool. In order to get back Stephen Chow's whoring money, I praised Stephen Chow first like Prince Bai. )
Classic (2)
Background: Secret Service.
Stephen Chow was dressed like a pig, wearing a straw hat, bare back and a machete around his waist. He gracefully walked up to a secretary and said to a woman in a very gentle tone, "Hello Rose, I haven't seen you for ten years, and you are still so beautiful.
The secretary said,' I am not the rose of ten years ago. She died a long time ago. I'm her daughter Du Fu. Together, the ditch is exposed. .
Stephen Chow was shocked and took a step back: "Ah! Such a big daughter, come on. . Let your uncle hug you. . Just after his request was politely rejected by Du Fu, he turned and walked to the commander's room. At the same time, a fresh pig liver landed in front of Du Fu's desk. Stephen Chow with cuckoo surprised eyes, facing her and said: "Take this pig liver to stew a soup to enrich the blood. Then he looked up and walked to the laboratory that seemed to have no door. Unexpectedly, he put his face on the glass door and saw through the glass that his cigarette and mouth were extremely deformed. (Laughing at people. . )
Classic (3)
Indoor, Stephen Chow, Leonardo da Vinci and the commander are juxtaposed on the channel.
Big Wenxi asked, "Xiao Qi, have you been a pork stall for ten years?"
Stephen Chow replied: "The application should be said to be a sobbing pork vendor. . .
Da Wenxi replied: "Then am I not a bumpy vegetable vendor? Fortunately, I have a part-time job, doing research work in the Central Institute of Psychiatry. .
The commander asked, "What's in charge?
Da Wenxi replied: "I have studied it.
Stephen Chow and the commander watched the big news for a long time, and looked up and down as they walked.
The commander nodded yes. .
Don't worry, three nerves, black and white subversion, but also study hard, and the attitude is extremely serious. This is sheer nonsense. First-class collocation. .
Classic (4)
Background: Stephen Chow appeared on the streets of Hongkong, holding 200 yuan given to him by the commander.
I came to the Li Jing Hotel with a bright tie and a briefcase. There is a sexy woman snuggling at the door. From a distance, coupled with the dislocation of body shape, people do not hesitate to think that they must be a match made in heaven. And nothing happened. Stephen Chow came to the reception desk, looked around first, and looked at the beauties in the hall first. . . As a result, when he learned that he had booked the "Li Jing Hotel", he suddenly loosened his briefcase. (The disappointment between Master Xing's eyes is expressed to the extreme. . . )
Classic (5)
Background: Stephen Chow walked into a trap designed by the commander and was lured to the villa of a so-called rich man who stole dinosaur bones by special agent Li Xiangqin. There was a dance, and Li Xiangqin's task was to kill Stephen Chow in the rich man's house. Li Xiangqin hid in a tree outside the fence, tried to trick Stephen Chow into an empty place through the intercom, and then shot him.
(My mom, it's better than cool. My blood is boiling and my thoughts are surging. )
Classic (7)
Background: execution ground, weeds bearing branches, autumn wind depression. Several people were tied to the earthen wall (Stephen Chow was cheated by the commander and tied up). .
Stephen Chow saw something was wrong and shouted, "Wait, I'm wronged. .
A spy on the side also said, "Wait a minute, I am wronged. You said I was spying on state secrets, which is impossible. It's too much for you to frame a blind man and say that he is spying on state secrets. . Before he finished speaking, he was killed by a burst of disorderly guns. .
Classic (8)
Classic (8): presented by national hero Xiaoping.
2. Who knows the classic lines of domestic Lingling lacquer? Woman A: Do you think you can't find it if you hide? It's no use! An excellent person like you is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark, no matter where you are.
Your melancholy eyes, your sparse beard, your magical knife technique and that dry martini all fascinated me deeply. However, although this is excellent, there are rules. Anyway, you have to pay for last night's accommodation. Don't you have to pay that woman? 007: I thought we could talk about feelings based on friendship, but I didn't expect it to be a deal.
Anonymous A: Feelings have to be paid. 007: I understand, but I have already given it to you.
Vegetarianism is popular recently, and there is no business at all. I think so, too. Just bring some pork back to pay for my overnight stay. Come on, "cheap food" (pronounced in Cantonese) Anonymous A: You have seed and mountains and rivers.
Jane Doe adds pork and turns around and leaves. 007: I'm interested in the old place tonight.
Anonymous A: Fuck you. (Throwing pork into 007) 007: Awesome, I saved it.
(Cut the pork in half and hang it on the hanger) Anonymous B: Sanqiao, pork buyers don't pay. I'll get someone to cut him for you. Anonymous A: Forget it. Anyway, he will always be a unique and personable pork prince in my mind.
007: Ten years. I thought this country had completely forgotten me. Commander: How? Even a pair of underwear and a piece of sanitary paper have their uses.
007: This metaphor is really wonderful. I'm ready to accept any task.
Wenxi: (talking while walking) Seven, have you been selling "Buddy" (Cantonese) for ten years? 007: No, it's a broken Debaca. Wenxi: I am similar to you. I sell vegetables. Fortunately, I have a part-time job as a researcher in a mental hospital.
Commander: Do what research? Wenxi: I'm studying it. Commander: (Nodding) Not bad.
3. English Translation of Classic Sentences in Domestic 007 Do you think I can catch you by hiding somewhere? Trust me, it's no use! No matter where you are, you are like a firefly in the dark-a talented and unique person. Your gloomy eyes, growing beard, magical blade skills and a dry martini-all these fascinate me. Although you are great, we have a rule that you must pay for last night. There is no such thing as a free call girl! There will inevitably be one or two grammatical sources, but I translated them with my heart.
Who can understand how lonely my hero is and how lonely I am? My work is full of mystery and surprise. I seldom take a break from work. The police are less efficient than me. He can't satisfy the voyeurism of the public. The mysterious and sophisticated equipment hidden in the black suit is like an international policeman. As long as he knows everything, he can fly over the eaves and walk through the city walls for 24 hours. Exploring all day, the 38 van occupies a favorable terrain. No matter how capable you are, I sneer at it because I can do anything. Don't try to challenge my patience. My motto is that hard work is the weapon in the hands of victory. Killing the enemy in the invisible rivers and lakes is invincible. I am a witness to vanity fair's glitz and an explorer of the dark world behind it. I am a hound in Beverly Hills and a detective in Mulholland Road. If you are still thinking about it, I never seem to need sleep. A celebrity can rest assured that in a world without me, the next target will definitely be you. Without my world, it is no wonder that my works are so great. How many people are afraid of my job? Want to see the star's face without makeup? This is a new industry. I decorate the world with my bitterness. My work was photographed with drugs. My job is very good. I went to Thailand for sex change. My work is not a star. I think you have a problem in my work. Host Liang Liang: The camera is my secret weapon. Shooting stars, taking a shower and changing clothes, and writing nonsense are all despicable. I'm a China specialty, 007. I live such a peeping life every day. The brain is abnormal and the sense of smell is sensitive. I don't lose to police dogs. I appeared in the vicinity of famous stars without anyone knowing. I follow you like a dog, digging up your privacy and revealing your secrets. You'd better hurt me severely, so that I can sneak a shot of the gossip draft of this week's news on the list. If she doesn't walk into the dressing room, then pat her to go to the bathroom to take pictures. If she doesn't appear in public, pat her. Private life, candid photos, her every move will be my lace manuscript, and we are like dogs. Entertainment reporters live like this every day. Everyone respects us paparazzi. Although we are dogs, we will never bark. We have a detective's mind and a heartless star's personal contribution to the public appetite. We can give up our dignity in order to take candid photos. Our happiness is to take a camera and be mean everywhere. Although it's annoying, we can turn all those dirty news into money. We dare to write anything, create gossip and slander. This is our happiness. No one is more abnormal than us. The persistent clues in our works will all become yardsticks and candid photos. She didn't go into the dressing room, so she patted her to the bathroom. If she doesn't show up in public, take pictures of her private life. Her every move will become my lace manuscript and sneak shot. We treat reporters like dogs every day. My works are full of mystery and mystery. Surprised that I have too many things to do at work, I seldom rest. The efficiency of the police in my work is lower than mine. My work satisfies the public's voyeurism /play.aspx? reg_id= 1024930。 song_id= 1493 127 .
It is undeniable that I am a little nervous after a long journey, but I can boldly say that I am definitely an excellent spy. Give me my slippers back first. This time I accepted the task of the country. For example, this F40 is a mobile phone on the surface. You see, there is a layer of white metal mesh ... it is a razor, which is convenient for us to shave when we attend the party without anyone knowing. This model is 9 1658. Ram is just a cover-up. Let me tell you ... It's actually a plane. Can you believe it? No wonder you are so handsome! What would you do if you lost this ram? This question doesn't bother me. I am not vain. In fact, the shoes I am wearing are also an air duct. You know, as a spy, appearance is very important. Thank you. Do you have a battery? There happened to be no electricity. Forget it. I will deal with it later. I wonder what kind of gun a good spy like you uses. Can I have a look? What a shame. Actually, I don't know much about guns I'm good at ... throwing knives! Flying knife? Not bad! Feifei is Xiao Li's flying knife. If you want more lines in this film, you can download this subtitle:/XML/sub/119/119255. XML, unzipped and opened with Notepad.