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Me: Hello, everyone! Welcome to my death chat room. Tea is not provided in this chat room. Please take care of yourself in the bathroom if you are thirsty.
Yao: Hello, everyone! I am the host of this chat. I think everyone knows me, so I won't introduce myself ...
Duan: Who is this big man?
Yao: ... (What a shame! )
Me: Let me introduce you. This is Yao Ming, a famous NBA star in China. His fans are Yao Yangle. If you read fast, you will read Liang Yao, which is actually very similar.
Lao Duan: What does he do?
Me: Hmm ... OK ... He is the host today.
Guan: protest! Why let him preside over it? Isn't it just a little more handsome and taller than us?
Me: hmm ... how tall are you?
Guan:1.72m (proud).
Me: What about Yang Le?
Yao: 1.87 meters.
Me: ... hmm (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... fifteen centimeters ... really a little ... (wiping sweat)
Lu Hao: Can we get started? I have a case to deal with later.
Yao: OK, now I declare the chat started!
(The guest table is a mess ...)
Yao: Quiet! What's the matter with you? Today, we should unite and work together to make Ma Yue an idiot! ……