Diary of a chartered woman

It's an exaggeration to say that Faner is a adopted daughter. Her industry is really a disgrace to this honorary title: a "youngest" in the old city and a single apartment in the new city. The reasons why friends make fun of Faner in this way are: first, because she has rented a house for some years; Secondly, tease her to switch freely between the roles of a lady and a strong woman. Being gentle and honest in the unit, saying nothing, once you switch to chartered mode, it is also very provocative and promising.

? Renting a house is a window to the society. There is a saying that "there is no wonder in the world". Fan Er, a clever nine-to-five person, rents a house all the year round. In her own words, "Wow! There are strange things. "

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Single apartment in mid-range residential area is a better room type for rent. No sooner had Faner's single apartment been renovated and hung on the Internet than someone made an appointment to see the house. Anyone who puts on flip-flops and is in a good mood, open the door quickly.

Two people are going to see the house. A tall, healthy and imposing man (you can call him General A) strolled in with Prada in his hand and looked at the house several times. Rent, water and electricity, community safety, one by one, I feel full of sincerity; The other one walked half a step behind General A, short and pithy (just call him Little B). When I got into the elevator, I kept my hand on the sofa and put him in charge.

Every two people stole a look at this manager, looked around with their hands behind their backs and nodded frequently. "Look at this posture, not a public servant and a boss. Besides, this small place uses PRADA, even if it is A goods, the loading index should not be low. " -every two are determined not to talk about the price of a penny. The decoration of this small room is girlish and pink, which makes me wonder how a big man can take a fancy to it.

"Do you live alone or two people?" To tell the truth, Faner is reluctant to rent it to a man. Nine out of ten men are "heroes of chaotic houses", and her brand-new decoration will be eclipsed after a year's rent.

"The two of us!" Every second of his speech, A always answers cleanly.

"ah? ! This bed is one and a half meters, but I'm afraid it can't sleep two people. " -Two people rented it together? How strange! Besides, this little B looks like the leader's best friend!

While speaking, A always opened his PRADA and paid the deposit readily.

All money is true love! No matter how he sleeps, the sofa floor, whatever. Fan stopped nagging and quietly took out the contract and wrote a receipt.

At this moment, Xiao B, who is in charge, picked up his mobile phone, quickly got up from the sofa, took out his ID card to take pictures of Fan Er, signed his name, left his phone number, and it was done in three minutes.

Fan er is very worried: is it that the leader pays and the sovereignty belongs to the slave?

? After thinking about it for two days, Fan Er always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say what was wrong.

Sure enough, a woman's sixth sense is really clever. A few days later, Xiao B's phone came: "Well, landlord, the house is not rented. When do you think the deposit will be refunded to me? "

"ah! What do you mean? " Every 2 1 listen to anger from the heart, this is the first rent, debut! "You said don't rent, don't rent? What do you think of signing a contract as an egg soup? ! You are liable for breach of contract! Seize gold! "

? Little B's voice is a little low. "Sorry, landlord, it's really not rent, it's an accident." There was a pause at the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and the voice suddenly increased by eight degrees and became depressed. "Ah, I just told you, my friend, forgot to accept the contract when he went home, and his wife saw it and scolded me! I am so fucking wronged! "

? Ah, I see! Fan Er pondered for several days, and finally got the answer: It turns out that love rat wants to hide her beauty in the golden house! The wife has a keen sense of smell. It seems that this A is a recidivist.

Every second knows that this industry is dead. If you really want to detain gold, Faner has thought about it. A always said that he was friends with someone in the company and "often played cards together". Oh, forget it, the fourth-tier small cities are full of familiar faces, and they may fall into the pit one day. Be honest!

However, Fan still has to find some hard work for himself: "You are unlucky enough, forget it, I won't embarrass you, and the deposit will not be deducted. But this is my first time to rent this house. Encounter this kind of bad luck. In this case, I will deduct 200 yuan, which is also a meaning. " Take a step back.

The two sides agreed to come over after dinner to refund the deposit.

When going out, Xiao B said that A always comes in person. As for a person who didn't leave any message, why come in person? Little b didn't explain it, and Fan Er didn't think much.

At the gate of the community, Fan Er saw General A get off a white off-road vehicle, looking solemn. Followed by a lady sitting in the driver's seat, "my friend." A always gave the back a chin as an introduction, and quickly turned around and got into the elevator.

Look at the lady, plain-looking, frosty-browed, and without looking at the fan, and follow her straight into the elevator.

? -So it's Mrs Hand! Is this a quasi-crime scene?

Every two people quickly pull their faces down to match the atmosphere.

Into the apartment, A always goes through the formalities with Fan Er, and the young lady looks back and forth with a straight face and looks carefully.

The contemptuous expression on his face almost directly drove Fan's face to show contempt.

? I only rent a house, and I don't provide rent-one-get-one-free service! Madam, if you want to get angry, just close the door at home and beat the stick to death. Why did you show me your face? Every two people have a small flame of anger in their hearts.

? "Is the decoration of my home ok?" Anyone with evil thoughts has a mischievous heart. She turned her head, grinned and mended the knife: "Your friend has a good eye, but it's a pity that he doesn't rent it. However, my house is easy to rent and the decoration style is good. Most girls will like it. "

The lady's face never turned again and went out directly.

? A always grabbed the deposit and chased it out quickly.

? Faner succeeded, looked up and fell on Simmons, put his hands over his mouth, lowered his voice and giggled uncontrollably.

Slowly strolling down, Faner bought a big ice cream and comforted herself in vain. Along the road, Fan Er strolled home. The summer evening breeze brushed her face coolly, comfortable and gentle, making people calm.

? It's getting dark, the street lamps are getting brighter and brighter, the traffic is intermittent, and a long light trail is pulled out in the night. There are so many people in the world living in various ways. Maybe they all have their own troubles. Fan Er can't help but think of a sentence she has read for a long time: every kind of love is riddled with holes. _ _ _ _ Who can say, can't you?

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