one
In fact, Lao Huang is not yellow at all. That's what everyone who has seen him says.
When I was in college, Lao Huang lived across the hall from my dormitory. To tell the truth, he looks a bit like Chow Yun Fat. Big eyes, like him. If you laugh, your eyes will bend upward and you will look more like him. Of course, his nose and mouth are like him, even his figure. Because of playing basketball for a long time, he has developed a strong muscle. The only difference is that he has a small moustache. Therefore, others call him Lao Huang, and only I call him Fage.
Let me call him that; He is not angry at all. He always touches his beard and smiles like Chow Yun Fat. This is even more fascinating. I can't hold it any longer. In Qinglong's words, it is to watch it over and over again, over and over again.
Lao Huang is a student of educational technology, and he is not a major with me. Although our dormitory also has his professional classmates, he is not good at words and doesn't like visiting. He just met him in the corridor or the water room. So, we have very little in common.
I really had sex with him in my sophomore year last semester.
That morning, he suddenly went to our dormitory to borrow homework. When I saw him coming, I quickly moved a chair and sat down. He smiled at me instead of sitting down. When he fixed his eyes on the Prajna Paramita Sutra on my bookshelf, his eyes lit up and he picked it up and said to me, "Do you have this? Research? "
I was shocked and said, "Well, there's nothing to miss."
He smiled again, snorted slightly in his voice and said, "Brother Zhu is so elegant." For a moment, I was flattered by this statement and almost committed.
two
In the second semester of my sophomore year, Lao Huang and I actually took the same course-Bai Xinghua's "Old Baizi Shuo". Nominally speaking, I am talking about Laozi, but the content of the class is about Buddhist scriptures.
There are not many people in the class. I only know Lao Huang. Therefore, when I am always talking, I always sit with Lao Huang. He listened carefully and stared at the teacher with his chin cupped. Occasionally write and draw on paper with a pen. His calligraphy is vigorous and powerful. And I watched him most of the time in a class. When he turned to look into my eyes, I turned to look at the teacher shyly.
Because of that class, I met Lao Huang. Occasionally meet in the canteen, eat together, talk about Buddhist scriptures, or talk about anecdotes of the ancients.
One day later, I accidentally saw Chen Yonghai of Chinese Academy of Sciences singing "Into the Wine" in my notebook, and I was so excited that I lost control. On a whim, I went out to find him in Lao Huang's dormitory. At that time, he was reading Fan's Four Disciplines. I said mysteriously, "Come with me, I'm sure you'll like it." Somehow, he scratched his head and followed me into the dormitory. I pressed the play button and turned the volume up to the maximum. Suddenly, Chen Yonghai's rough voice swelled the eardrum. When Lao Huang heard, "Since God has given talents, let them be employed!"! , spin a thousand silver, all come back! " He couldn't help but hold my hand tightly and shouted, "Fun, fun. Before leaving, he patted me on the shoulder again and said, "Brother Zhu, you have been taught. "I can't believe he changed my name.
Later, I occasionally heard him taking a bath in the water room and shouting, "The sober people and sages in the old days have been forgotten, and only great drinkers can be immortalized." At that time, the sound spread throughout the valley, and the birds in the forest were silent. They also ran to the water room to find out.
Since then, I have become closer to him.
three
For a time, Lust, Caution was popular in all dormitories.
Six people in our dormitory closed the door that day, lifted a small bench and opened the copied Lust, Caution. Just as I swallowed my breath, I suddenly heard someone knocking at the door. Everyone was scared out in a cold sweat. I turned my head and sat on my bed. The other four people, like me, casually pulled a book in their hands and looked serious.
At this time, Qinglong hurriedly pressed the pause button, pressed half the screen, opened the door, saw that it was Lao Huang, hurriedly let him in and then let him sit down.
Lao Huang didn't know why, so he stood and smiled.
Helpless, Qinglong sat down again, lit a cigarette and pressed the play button. Tony Leung Chiu Wai and Tang Wei can be heard breathing heavily in the movie. Qinglong said, "Old Huang, can't you see? I'll turn up the sound. "
Old Huang Dao: "Don't look." So on say, suddenly, the atmosphere is awkward.
Qinglong said, "I thought you heard voices."
Old Huang Dao said, "I've come to borrow the Diamond Sutra from Brother Zhu."
When Lao Huang turned to leave with the Diamond Sutra, Qinglong stopped him, slapped him and said, "Lao Huang, you said that you don't play cards, mahjong, drink, play games, fall in love or watch movies. What strength does this university have?"
Lao Huang smiled and said, "Everyone has his own way of living."
After Lao Huang left, Qinglong vomited a smoke turn and sighed and said, "Lao Huang is really not yellow." Suddenly, he unplugged the USB flash drive again and said, "There is no atmosphere, I won't watch it. I have to be a soldier. "
four
Qinglong became a soldier, but fell in love that spring. He was surprised and said, "The spring breeze intoxicated the tourists. Not falling in love is a crime. " Later he said, "Pig, do you want to commit a crime?" The illogical preface and postscript made me shake my head and sigh.
Once, Qinglong urged me to "commit a crime" again. I replied, "keep your innocence first, and then you will wait to pay the price."
Qinglong said, "By then, the day lily will be gone."
When talking about daylily, suddenly, he was dazed and said, "By the way, pig head, you know Lao Huang very well. Why do you think he doesn't have a girlfriend? "
Only when he mentioned it did I know that Lao Huang was innocent.
"By rights, Lao Huang should have a girlfriend around him. A boy like him, even I like him. How come no girls like him? But strangely, as far as I can see, he never goes with girls. " I said.
Qinglong Road: "Another day, you can observe."
I said, "Oh. A packet of crispy noodles. "
Later, according to my special observation for several days, I found that Lao Huang showed no signs of "crime". Besides attending classes, going to the canteen and playing basketball, I just stay in the dormitory and read books.
I will tell tsing lung, tsing lung hit hit mouth way:
"Lao Huang is really a god."
five
Unfortunately, it didn't take me long to hear about Lao Huang and the girl.
That day, Qinglong said that Lao Huang took the girl's water bottle. I don't believe it. I said, "Those who took the girls' water bottles were all done by people like No.5 Middle School. How could he do such a thing? "
Qinglong has a nose and eyes. Say it. That day, when Qinglong went to the water room to fetch water, he saw Lao Huang bending down and lifting a big thermos bottle. Just then, a girl stood behind him and said timidly, "You, you took my water bottle."
Hearing this, Lao Huang turned around, opened his eyes wide, and then raised his voice and said, "Whose water bottle is this?" This roar turned the girls pale with fear. The girl took two steps back, then turned and buried her face and left. See, the old cow looked at the water bottle, then at the girl, dazed for a long time.
"You say, what does that girl look like? What color clothes to wear? " I still doubt it.
Qinglong said, "I remember her wearing short sleeves of water-blue chiffon on her upper body, a long pink dress on her lower body and a pair of black leather shoes on her feet."
I heard a loud laugh: "Haha, girls wear pink skirts with white sneakers."
Hearing this, Qinglong quickly changed his mouth: "Yes, it is white sneakers."
I still didn't believe it and said, "I believe in your vision, but I believe in his character more."
Qinglong was also anxious, gnashing his teeth twice and saying, "Dare to make a big bet?"
I nodded.
That day, because of Lao Huang, I made a bet with Qinglong for the first time. I bet fifty cents and added a pack of vegetarian noodles.
While betting, the fifth man pushed the door and came in to borrow the USB flash drive of Lust Caution. Hearing this, he interjected that he saw it, too. The description is roughly the same as that of Qinglong.
With the fifth witness, I had to bear a huge loss and count it as a disaster.
However, I still don't want to admit defeat in this matter. Actually, it's not the fifty cents, but a bag of crispy noodles. For me, a bag of crispy noodles can be used as a snack, which can save me from going to a canteen next to it. It takes two or three thousand steps to go back and forth between the two places. To this end, I have been thinking about this problem.
A few days later, I met Lao Huang, chatted with him, and suddenly mentioned his affair with that girl. He was very excited and said, "She took the opportunity to approach me. How could I give her this chance? "
When I heard this, I felt infinite regret: "In this case, why not give others a chance?"
"This, this." Lao Huang added, "We must contain it from the source." . He has a stutter.
I added, "If you do this, you will break the girl's heart, maybe for life."
Lao Huang said thoughtfully, "Yes, I'm a little embarrassed."
I chatted with Lao Huang and got back fifty cents and a pack of crispy noodles from Qinglong. Qinglong was so angry that she cursed her mother and shouted that she would be harmed by the fifth property.
I comforted him and said, "This is a good thing. Old Huang's spring has come, can our spring be far behind? "
Qinglong sang: "I am from Wollongong, but I am still innocent ..." With her daughter's loving song. ...
five
Really should that sentence, the old yellow spring is coming.
Speaking of which, it really has something to do with me.
When I went to the library that morning, I met Lao Huang. He slung his bag sideways, chewing gum and slapping a basketball in his hand.
After we said hello, we met Zhu behind Lao Huang.
Zhu and I are at the same level, majoring in music performance. We have made videos of our school and are beautiful. According to seniority, I will call him elder sister.
Zhu pulled me over and said, "Hey, Zixing, you know him. I just saw you say hello to him. "
"Yes, I am my brother." I smiled.
She stamped her feet excitedly and cried, "There are such beauties in the world." When he said this, his ponytail jumped.
After that, Zhu asked me for his phone number, but I gave it to her a little jealously.
According to Zhu, she dated Lao Huang once or twice and gave him an expensive lighter.
Unfortunately, it didn't work out.
Zhu began to criticize Lao Huang in front of me: "I was walking on the playground that night, and I took the initiative to hold his hand." He actually shrank his hand and said he was sorry. Maybe I am really blind. "
I quickly advised: "No .. Brother Fa is clumsy, but his character is absolutely first-class."
Zhu added, "All right. You said, I gave you something, and you should give me the same. Guess what he sent me? Send me a picture of Han Xizhai's banquet. Not worth a few dollars. "
I listened, and I called her a big loss. "Sister Zhu, Han Xizai's Night Banquet is one of the top ten famous paintings in China. A science student gives you calligraphy and painting, and only people who know romance can make it. "
Zhu disdainfully said, "I have used that painting to cushion the shoe rack." But most importantly, he saw a man in front of the water room that day. And it's a woman. Anyway, he is not the person I imagined. "
Seeing that she was disheartened and uninterested, I stopped persuading her.
six
He and she, yellow.
I told Qinglong. Qinglong vomited a crooked smoke ring and said, "That's not certain."
I didn't understand and said, "Did you find anything? Tell me about it. "
He pinched his fingers, twisted his beard, and then said, "Dare to bet fifty cents and add a packet of crispy noodles?"
I was in a hurry, so I threw him a bag of crispy noodles and said, "Don't talk nonsense, just tell me."
He sang with crispy noodles: "I used to be a simple person in Wollongong, but unfortunately I am still innocent."
I was busy tickling him before he said, "The girl from your literature club called you. Come back soon. "
seven
That spring, not only boys but also girls wanted to "commit crimes".
No, two men and women who want to "commit a crime" will soon be able to make friends in Taoyuan, just by different names. I call her "honey" and she calls me "pig".
From then on, I went to the girls' dormitory eight times a day, ate with the girls, drew water in the water room, and took self-study classes with the girls, unaware of what happened to Lao Huang.
But one day, when I went to fetch water for the girl, Qinglong gave me Nunu's mouth and said:
"Pig, look, Lao Huang is there." I take a closer look and it is true. He stared blankly at the girl on the road. The girl has shoulder-length hair, a pink dress and clean white sneakers.
I asked Qinglong, "Hey, the thermos girl you talked about?"
"Yes. That's her. "
"Kind of like Cherie Chung?"
"No, like Feng Chengcheng." Qinglong road.
eight
Soon, Lao Huang fell in love with the girl with the water bottle.
After I told Qinglong about it, Qinglong sighed, alas, Lao Huang is not an ordinary person. Lao Huang is not alone, nor is Lao Huang alone. I heard the last two strange sentences. Just as I was about to question Qinglong, the old cow across the hall came to visit.
After listening to the allusion of the old yellow thermos bottle, the old cow shouted, "Gee, there is such a good thing. Otherwise, I also learn? "
Qinglong said, "Yes, yes, I have all my lines in mind. She asks you, "Son, you have my water bottle." You said,' Oh, beauty, I'm sorry. I touched this water bottle dirty, or I'll pay you a new one later? "
After that, everyone almost doubled up with laughter.
The old cow quickly said, "No,no."
When Qinglong was excited, he said, "Don't be afraid. Yes, you have a beautiful woman; If you lose, I'll buy you thirty packs of crispy noodles. "
The cow agreed. However, the premise is that we should all be around, help the aura, and don't laugh.
At about eleven o'clock noon that day, the old cow looked around at the door of the water room with an attitude of not losing money anyway, and walked back and forth for a long time. Finally, he took a fancy to a girl's water bottle. The hostess of the water bottle came, and he mentioned it on purpose. The result was not bad. People robbed it. The girl roared, "Put it there for me." The voice is gruff, much like the tone of Sun Erniang in Water Margin.
Old Niu Yi listened, but his voice was not delicate. He was so scared that he ran away without looking back.
Everyone is ecstatic.
And not far away, Lao Huang and thermos flask girls are laughing while covering their mouths.
nine
Later, Darling and I really became brothers, and we also became brothers with another girl. However, I often go to the girls' dormitory for a stroll. Naturally, I can see the figures of Lao Huang and thermos flask women.
Of course, in front of the water room, in the canteen, in the library and on the forest path, I still see their happy figures.
From sophomore to senior, and then to graduation. Old Huang and thermos flask girls are always like this.
When I graduated from college, I just added Lao Huang's QQ, and I haven't been in touch. During the epidemic, I was idle and bored at home, so I opened my friends' QQ space one by one. When I opened Lao Huang's QQ space, I saw only a conversation and a diary with the same content: Suman, I love you as always. I can't help being warm in my heart.
Lao Huang, he warmed my youth and comforted my soul.