The god of wealth said that he might shoot another 80 episodes. The following are twenty episodes of the sequel, just written.
The eighty-first time: Yan Xiaoliu was disorderly after drinking, and angered the dog emperor as soon as he took over;
Back to the eighty-second: Yan Xiaoliu was arrested in prison, and he was able to jump into prison by magic;
Eighty-three times: the imperial dynasty had no clue to catch the murderer. Please leave the door of life and death open;
The eighty-fourth time: the cat was leaking all around, and the bones in the tomb blinked a million soldiers;
The eighty-fifth time: the sea of clouds is boundless and chaotic, and the chaos in previous lives disturbs this world;
Eighty-six times: Destiny returned, and Tong Xiangyu commanded a million soldiers;
Back to the eighty-seventh: Yan Xiaoliu faced life and death, fearless and alone;
Eighty-eight: Qixia Town, Dangkou, Bai Zhantang; Tong Xiangyu retired from the Fifth Route Army alone;
Back to the eighty-ninth: when the enemy was in a strong position, Guo Furong made a big mistake;
The ninetieth time: looking for the old meaning for the death of his lover, Lv Qinghou was trapped in the hall of souls;
Ninety-one times: there is no result in the end, and lovers can't escape life and death;
The 92 nd time: Tong Xiangyu penetrated the mystery, and Bai Zhantang challenged the new turn;
Ninety-three times: Tong Xiangyu turned to Zhi Yinfeng; Solve everyone's first world war and decide to be Kun;
Ninety-four times: Qi Xin was resurrected and the clouds were full of happiness;
Ninety-five times: the old inn ushered in a new moment, and all the strange people became good karma;
Ninety-six times: Pingtianxia won a great victory, and Tong Xiangyu temporarily led the people of heaven and earth;
Ninety-seven times: the ministers actively persuaded Tong Xiangyu to close the door and thank the guests for three times;
Ninety-eight times: Tong Xiangyu finally boarded Dabao after being intimidated by the world and the world;
Ninety-nine times: I have been on earth for nearly a hundred years and returned to heaven in an instant;
The hundredth time: the maze crosses the crowd and meets again, and then selflessly spreads the new Wulin.
If we have to wait for the sequel, we can wait until the Spring Festival next year at the earliest, and then we can't get through next autumn.
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The eighty-first time, the thief and the woman went to the wedding banquet and cried about the recent situation.
Li Dazui, yes, the one who didn't open the door. Li Dazui, who is often absent-minded in cooking, came back ... He looked up and saw the "Tongfu Inn", still the same. ...
"Oh, I'm going to start cooking again ..." (helpless expression)
The unofficial sequel to the legend of Wulin began like this. ...
"Oh, this road makes me so tired ~ ~ ~" Dazui walked into the inn and put down his big luggage.
"Where are people?" The inn is empty. ...
He shouted at the top of his lungs, "Boss Laobai! Scholar! ……"
"Oh, it seems that I came back early ..." My mouth plopped on my luggage. "Where can I find a chef who loves his job and is dedicated like me?" Pick up the kettle and pour water.
Wushuang lifted the curtain and came in from the backyard: "Brother Li"
Mouth (sorry): "You'd better call me Mouth. The name "big brother" doesn't suit me ... where is he? I have been here for a long time and no one has seen it so far! "
Wu Shuang (embarrassed): "Then I am not a person?"
Big mouth: "that's not what I meant ... what did I ask our shopkeeper?" What about Laobai, Xiaoguo and Scholar? "
Wu Shuang (embarrassed expression): "Brother, they haven't come back yet. The shopkeeper and the scholar are in the backyard ... The shopkeeper asked me to call you over ... "
My mouth rolled and climbed to the scholar's house. I saw the scholar staring at the front with his mouth wide open, sitting in a daze at the table ... The shopkeeper was sitting by the bed, his mouth still asleep, and his eyes were blank. ...
Big mouth (with a smile on his face): "Oh, my God, hello, boss. Just after the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will give you a pension. "
Yu Xiang (deadpan): "Come on, your forehead is not old! ! Let me ask you, it's almost half a year since I took a two-month paid vacation. Why don't you come back? "
Big mouth (embarrassed, embarrassed): "Boss, I'm not that ... My mother misses her son and can't bear to let me go ... Well, I'll cook for you if you're hungry!" ! ! "
Yu Xiang (still expressionless): "Don't list, I'm not hungry ... every time I ask for leave, it's the same word ..."
Dazui looked at the shopkeeper, then at the bookkeeper and asked Wu Shuang, "What's the matter?"
Wu Shuang (embarrassed): "Well, this ... I don't know ... since Xiaoguo and his brother left, the shopkeeper and the scholar have been like this ..."
(Pointing at the scholar's mouth in surprise), "It's always like this! ! ! Then eat and eat? "
Yu Xiang: "Wu Shuang, show him."
Wu Shuang: "Oh, great."
Wushuang put the rice in front of the scholar, fed it to the scholar's mouth with a spoon, and then dragged the scholar's chin up and down with his hand. From time to time, a grain of rice spouted from the scholar's mouth. ...
Big mouth looks silly ... looking back at the shopkeeper. ...
Xiang Yu: "I'm so sorry ... I shouldn't have let them go in the first place." If I hadn't let them go, I wouldn't be in this state. If it is not like this ... "
Big mouth: "I haven't seen you for months. Why has this word changed? "
Wu Shuang (embarrassed): "Because ... because this is a sequel ..."
Three months ago. ...
Tongfu Inn ... Tong Xiangyu turned over the books at the counter, and Guo rubbed Xiangyu with a broom. ...
Small fruit (coquetry): "manned ~ ~ ~"
Yu Xiang: "If you have something to say, don't leave in a hurry ..."
Guo: "Boss, then ... do you remember the last time you pretended to sleep? "
Yu Xiang (surprised) looked around and said, "Shh! ! ! Keep your voice down ~ ~ ~ How many times did you say it? Don't let the exhibition hall know about it! ! "
Xiaoguo (continuing to coquetry): "Oh, people know."
Yu Xiang (surprised) grabbed Xiao Guo's hand and asked, "When did he know about this land? ! ! ! "
Xiao Guo (confused): "Who knows when?"
Yu Xiang: "Exhibition Hall"
Xiao Guo (puzzled) "Oh, it's me."
Yu Xiang: "I'm shocked. What are you looking for? "
Guo: "I was just about to ask you ... when will the two-month paid leave you promised be honored?" "
Xiang Yu (confused): "When will I promise you a paid vacation?"
Xiao Guo (surprised) "Do you really remember?"
……
The camera goes back to the fifty-ninth episode of Wulin Legend, from 2 minutes and 35 seconds to 5 minutes and 50 seconds.
It mainly tells the story that Tong Xiangyu pretended to sleep in order to listen to more sweet words from Bai Zhantang, and promised to give Xiaoguo "all employees" two months paid leave. ...
……
Xiao Guo: "Remember?"
Yu Xiang: "No!"
Xiao Guo: "Old White! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~~"
Yu Xiang: "Rank, rank, the amount promised to you is listed ..."
Xiao Guo: "Yes ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"
Yu Xiang: "You called them all over for a meeting ~ ~ ~"
Xiao Guo: "I see" (running to the backyard like a gust of wind) "Meeting! Meeting! ! ! "
Next to the familiar Dae Jang Geum (no, it should be Dae Jang Geum's table), you guys are listless and sitting together. ...
Laobai (nodding and dozing off, suddenly waking up, breaking the silence of the venue): "Will this still be open?"
Guys: "Yeah ...% #% RMB # #-? #"
Big mouth: "I still have a meal on my pot!" " "
Scholar: "My novel is about to be finalized!" " "
Wu Shuang: "I will patrol the streets later!" " "
Beckham: "I have to send my homework to Qiu Xiaodong at once!" " "
Everyone (surprised): "Ah? ! ! ! ! ! "
Beckham (embarrassed): "I want him to tutor me ..."
Xiang Yu: "The ranks! ! ! The main topic of this meeting is to discuss vacation ... "
Everyone was shocked ... "Huh?"
Xiang Yu (hand-painted): "Two months ..."
Everyone: "Yeah"
Yu Xiang (reluctant tone): "paid ..."
Everyone: "Huh?"
Yu Xiang: "Are you all right? ! "
Everyone shook their heads: "No."
Yu Xiang: "Since there is nothing to do, don't take a vacation!" ! ! Let's go back to work ~ ~ ~ dismissed! ! ! "
They are in a hurry. ...
"Manned #-%# *% # *"
Yu Xiang (angry): "The ranks! ! ! One by one! Scholar, you say! "
Scholar: "Boss, when we say nothing, we don't mean nothing ..."
Yu Xiang: "That's nothing?"
Laobai (laughs): "No problem! ! We absolutely obey the instructions of the leader! ! "
Everyone echoed: "Well, yes, it is ..."
Yu Xiang: "What are you going to do during the holiday?"
Scholar (hesitating for a long time): "I really have nothing to do ... but I once said ..."
Everyone: "Go! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! "
Guo: "Boss, I have something to do ..."
Yu Xiang: "What is it?"
Guo: "The eighth day of next month is my third brother's wedding ... so I ..."
Everyone: "third brother?"
Yu Xiang: "Is that chasing the wind?"
Guo: "Yes, yes! ! !"
Yu Xiang: "The amount is allowed to be false ... go early and return early."
Guo: "Boss, I love you to death ~ ~ ~"
Yu Xiang (disgusting): "Oh ~ ~ ~ ranks, ranks, hurry up and pack your things and say hello to Third Brother for me."
Xiao Guo: "I know" (happy)
Laobai: "Yu Xiang ~"
Yu Xiang: "What are you trying to say?"
Laobai: "Since Xiaoguo has a holiday, what about me?"
Yu Xiang: "What happened to you when his third brother got married?"
Laobai (embarrassed): "Isn't that the man his third brother married ..."
Yu Xiang: "Then you can't go public!" "
Laobai: "Why?"
Yu Xiang: "Because quantity is manned, quantity has the final say! ! ! "
Laobai (helpless): "This was hundreds of years ago! ! ! I ... "
Yu Xiang: "It's useless to say anything, just don't go!" "
Old Bai left his seat in frustration and frustration. ...
Big mouth: "manned, what about me?"
Yu Xiang: "What do you want?"
Big mouth: "My mother will get married on the eighth day of next month ..."
Everyone (surprised): "Huh?"
Big mouth: "No, I mean that. I'm getting married on the eighth day of next month ..."
Everyone: "Yeah"
Big mouth (slapping himself in the face): "This stupid mouth ..."
Xiang Yu stared at her mouth.
Mouth shyly said: "I just want to go home and see my mother ..."
Yu Xiang: "That's settled. Xiaoguo and Dazui will have a holiday for two months from tomorrow, and their wages will be paid as usual. The scholar, Wu Shuang and Zhantang stayed, and they added three yuan of silver every month for two months. If they agree, they will carry it out. If they don't agree, they will be listed. "
end of the meeting ...
Early the next morning.
Tongfu Inn Lobby.
Scholar: "Fu Mei ... you must go early and come back early ..."
Xiao Guo: "Oh, people know."
Scholar (sour): "Fu Mei, you can't forget me ..."
Guo: "Oh, come on, come on, people know!" "
Laobai: "Xiao Guo, say hello to that man for me, ah!" " "
Xiao Guo (confused): "Who is it?"
Yu Xiang (vinegar): "Cough!"
Xiao Guo (laughs): "Oh ~ ~ Don't worry, Lao Bai! ! ! Hello, I must bring it! ! ! "
Guo: "Boss, I'm leaving ~ ~ There's no need to send it ~ ~"
No sooner had I reached the door than I bumped into the 39th generation catcher Ling in Qixia Town.
Yu Xiang: "Oh, Ling Catcher! Why are you free today? Please come in, lead the hall, and offer tea to the Ling Catcher! "
Ling (deadpan, waving his hand): "No, I've come to tell you that the capital is not peaceful recently, and bandits often haunt it. You'd better not go to the capital without much to do. Goodbye! "
Ling Yunteng took leave with fuels.
Everyone is in a daze. ...
Beckham: "It is better to punish the head and the sixth grade ..."
Yu Xiang: "Don't talk nonsense, Xiaoguo, Mouth, you should go quickly, or you will miss the No.2 car parked on the eighth floor!" "
Guo: "Sister, are you kidding?" Mountain thief! "
Yu Xiang: "What about the mountain thief? You won't monopolize it? "
Xiao Guo: "What?"
Everyone (chatting while painting): "Avalanche! ! ! "
Guo: "Alas, I can only deal with a little thief ..."
Yu Xiang: "Otherwise don't go!"
Xiaoguo (reluctantly): "Ah! The somebody else very not easy please the false ... "
Scholar: "Fu Mei, let me, a warrior in Guanzhong, keep you from leaving Beijing!" "
Guo: "Go to your cool place, you haven't messed up enough! ! ! "
Scholar: "Peep!" I slapped myself and shook my head like a rattle ...
Laobai: "Well, why don't I go with you!" " "
Xiaoguo (very happy): "Really, Laobai!"
Laobai (helplessly looking at Yu Xiang with embarrassed and pleading eyes): "Cough ..."
Yu Xiang (deadpan): "Just this once, it won't happen again."
Xiao Guo: "OK ~ ~ Laobai, I'll help you clean up!" " "
Laobai: "No, I've already packed" (I took the luggage at hand)
Xiang Yu: "White-Exhibition Hall-"
Laobai: "..." (Khan)
In this way, Guo Furong and Bai Zhantang embarked on a trip to Beijing. ...
In front of Tongfu shop ...
"Fu Mei, remember to write to me every day ~ ~ ~"
"Exhibition hall, be careful all the way ..."
Mouth: "Why didn't anyone ask me to write to him?"
Wu Shuang: "Then you have to study first ..."
Big mouth: "Cut ..."
In this way, Dazui, Zhantang and Guo Furong embarked on their way home. ...
Time back to three months later. ...
Yu Xiang: "Zhantang, who ..."
Big mouth: "manned, don't be sad, isn't Laobai still dead ..."
Yu Xiang (angry): "What are you talking about? ! "
Big mouth: "No, I don't know what to say ..."
Yu Xiang: "Mouth, start cooking at once, unparalleled, tidy up, scholar, and settle accounts at once!" " I'm listless all day, and I can't live! "(say that finish, I went away)
Scholar (dull): "Fu Mei ... where are you ..."
Inn hall
Tong Xiangyu is greeting the guests, and the scholar is staring blankly at the counter while serving tea. ...
The old man came in wearing a robe. ...
Old punishment: "Cough! Cough! "
Yu Xiang (laughs): "Old punishment? Why are you here? Unique, give the criminal a cup of tea! "
Old punishment: "tea is free, just a roast chicken!" " "
Yu Xiang: "Hey, wait, I'll let Dazui get it for you."
Yu Xiang wiped the tables and chairs and asked the old man to sit down.
Yu Xiang: "Old punishment, aren't you a policeman from Shilipu? Why did you come to Qixia Town? "
Old punishment (putting on airs): "Alas, it's a long story ..."
The old prisoner said mysteriously, "I heard that there are mountain thieves in Beijing recently!" " ! "
Yu Xiang (a little scared)
Old punishment: "I heard that these thieves are inclined-300 escorts of Beijing Zhenyuan Escort Company escorted 100,000 pieces of silver and were robbed before they reached Pinggu. Three hundred people escorted were killed and fled! "
Yu Xiang: "These escorts are really timid."
Old punishment: "There is even more cowardly-the motorcade where the king of Yunnan paid tribute to the emperor, with more than 3,000 guards, and the three masters under the king of Yunnan personally escorted it! As a result, I just walked to Pinggu and killed more than 10 thousand mountain thieves at once! ! ! Not only have all the offerings been robbed, but even the clothes of these people have been robbed ... There is only one waistband left ... "
Yu Xiang: "These guards are so pitiful ..."
Old punishment: "There are even more pitiful places-the 37th generation of Qixia Town was beheaded, Yusen, Yushu was in the wind and suffered many battles ... I once captured Ji Wuming, a famous thief in the Jianghu alive! On the way to Beijing to handle a case, I was robbed before I got to Xiaotangshan ... (crying) ................................................................................................................................................
Yu Xiang (crying): "Don't cry, old man. We also know that you are doing this for the people ..."
Old punishment (holding Yu Xiang's hand): "We all mourn ..."
Yu Xiang (taking the old man's hand away, embarrassed to say): "You haven't said why you came to Qixia Town ..."
Old punishment (restoring calm): "Oh, yes, mountain thieves are too rampant, and Six Doors can't stand by!" " So, Guo Juxia personally took command, and The Four Assassins went out together to form the headquarters of the six-door Pinggu thieves! Not only that, but they also mobilized all the world's fast catchers who can be used to fighting and gathered in Pinggu County to ask for thieves! In this way, the heads of Qixia Town and Zuojiazhuang have been transferred, and I am the chief head of the three towns for the time being-responsible for the public security of the three towns! ! ! "(got up and posed as a horizontal knife)
Xiang Yu (slightly worried): "Old punishment, is there any news about Zhantang and Xiaoguo?"
Old punishment: "Lao Bai, he also went to Beijing?" ..... Mother ... heard that Liumen in Pinggu County was fighting with mountain thieves, which caused heavy casualties ... People were displaced and lived in refugee camps in Tongxian County ... Otherwise, I would send someone to the refugee camps to inquire? "
Yu Xiang (crying): "Old punishment, thank you. Without the exhibition hall, I can't eat and sleep well every day ... "
Old punishment: "Mom, you are short of zinc ..."
Yu Xiang: "You are short of it!" "
Old punishment: "when I say zinc deficiency, I just lack a trace element necessary for human body." Zinc deficiency can lead to loss of appetite, immune dysfunction, susceptibility to illness, mental retardation and recurrent oral ulcers ... "
Yu Xiang: "OK, OK, take your time. You are in a hurry. " (Say that finish and turn around)
suddenly ...
Guo rushed in: "manned, manned, bad! Something happened! ! ! "
Xiang Yu was black at the moment. ...
Everyone: "Manned-"
The next book: Bai Zhantang and Yan Xiaoliu, thieves of Pinggu Mountain, are wronged.
Back to the eighty-second Yan Xiaoliu Pinggu Mountain thief Bai Zhantang was wronged.
Tongfu Inn was in chaos, and finally the shopkeeper was awakened by everyone. ...
Yu Xiang (weakly): "Xiao Guo, what happened to the forehead exhibition hall?"
Guo: "Oh, Lao Bai is fine, Xiao Liu has an accident!" " "
Yu Xiang (consolingly): "That's good ..."
Everyone (looking at Yu Xiang in surprise): "Ah"
Yu Xiang (embarrassed): "That doesn't seem so good either ..."
Old punishment (crying case): "Six sons ... you died miserably ... I lived with you for many years, sharing weal and woe, and always taught you to raise you as your own flesh and blood." Unexpectedly, white-haired people send black-haired people today ... "
Xiang Yu (crying): "Old punishment, don't be sad ... Xiao Liu is a diligent and good comrade ... We will all remember him ..."
Scholar: "He will live in our hearts forever ..."
Xiao Guo (angry): "Hey! ! Are you kidding? Listen to me, okay? Small six is not dead yet ... "
They were frightened and helped Guo to the throne.
Yu Xiang: "Xiao Guo, what's the matter? Tell me ... it's killing me. "
Xiaoguo (clearing his throat): "Cough ... Cough ... I ran all day and didn't even let people drink saliva?"
Scholar (hands over water): "Xia, enjoy your meal ..."
Xiaoguo (gulp down): "Ladies and gentlemen ... It's a long story ..."
Scholar: "Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the weekly routine Xiao Guo Shu Shu. Welcome to watch ... "
Guo (a row of wood): "Legend and going to Beijing for dinner. On this day, they are walking to Pinggu County in northern Beijing. Suddenly, I heard a gong, and 500 people rushed out of the forest, led by four castellans, each fierce. The thieves were about to attack, but it was too late to say it. I saw that Lao Bai took out a jade card from him and smiled: Heroes, I am a thief ... "
Old punishment: "Steal what? ! "
Xiaoguo (embarrassed): "Steal ... steal ... go next time!" "
Take a long breath. ...
Old punishment: "Then what?"
Guo: "Of course, then they let us go ..."
Old punishment: "This is over?"
Guo: "Ah, what's the matter?"
Old punishment (remorse): "Oh, I'm so stupid ... if I said I was traveling, I wouldn't be killed ..."
Big mouth: "with your official uniform, you don't look like a tourist."
Yu Xiang: "Then what?"
Guo: "Then let's go to Beijing ... Originally, we wanted to attend my third brother's wedding, but my third brother and my father went to Pinggu County to catch thieves, so the wedding was postponed ..."
Yu Xiang, "Then why don't you come back?"
Guo: "During that time, the capital was under martial law ... only allowed in and out ... so we were trapped in the capital ..."
Yu Xiang: "Why didn't Zhantang come back with you?"
Old punishment: "What about Xiao Liu?"
Laobai (coming in from the outside): "Xiaoliu went to Pinggu County to catch a thief!" " "
Everyone: "Zhan Tang, Lao Bai, why don't you come back ..."
Laobai (laughs): "I met something on the way and was delayed for a while ..."
They surrounded Lao Bai. ...
Old punishment: "Lao Bai, what happened to Xiao Liu?"
Lao Bai: "Yan Xiaoliu, since he landed in Liumen Headquarters, has been appointed as the general consultant of anti-plagiarism. This time I went to Pinggu to catch thieves, and Xiao Liu was the first to fight! Once, four famous robbers laid an ambush by the roadside ... just waiting for the bandits to get into their pockets and catch them all. This is three days. I didn't dare to open my mouth when I was eating, and I didn't dare to close my eyes when I was sleeping ... I finally waited until a small group of mountain thieves just appeared, and before others got into the ambush, I heard a loud cry halfway up the mountain ... "
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Everyone (drew his sword): "Take care of my seventh uncle! ! ! ! ! "
Laobai (in distress situation): "It turns out that the mountain thieves were scared away ..."
Laobai (restoring calm): "Another time, Guo Juxia led the Four Gods to seize the thief's head Pinggu and trapped him in Xiaotangshan to cross a cliff ..."
Scholar: "Who is Pinggu Xiaolu?"
Laobai: "It's his cousin ... the leader of the underworld ... whose martial arts are unfathomable ..."
Big mouth: "What happened later?"
Laobai: "Thinking of climbing the cliff in Xiaotangshan, Guo Juxia shouted in public: You are surrounded! You have 10 minutes to hand over your gun or you will die! ..... The words just said here ... Xiaoliu drew his sword and went straight to Pinggu Xiaolv with one step! "
Old punishment: "What about the result?"
Laobai: "I was caught red-handed without moving ..."
Everyone is depressed.
Old punishment (crying): "I am in the sixth grade ..."
Lao Bai (crying): "Old punishment, don't cry ... Xiao Liu is a good example for us to catch the front line quickly-after being caught by Xiao Lv in Pinggu, Xiao Liu turned his back (literally) and died ... He only said one sentence: Guo Juxia, it doesn't matter if I die, but I'm already dead.
Everyone: "What requirements?"
Laobai (crying): "Please help me take care of my seventh uncle ..."
Yu Xiang (wiping tears): "Zhantang, what happened to Xiao Liu?"
Laobai: "I don't know in the future. Listen to friends say on the way ... "
Old punishment: "friends on the road?"
Laobai (embarrassed): "Ah ... OK ... that friend in the aisle ... rumor ... (giggle) Hehe ..."
Yu Xiang: "Lao Zi, Xiao Liu is a good baby. He will be fine ... Don't be sad ... "
Big mouth: "Yes, it is. The best I can say is that life and death are uncertain. Isn't it not to the point of lying on the street? " (Seeing everyone's angry eyes) (Embarrassed) I put my foot in my mouth again. Why? Then what are you busy with here? I'll get two dishes and dinner for old ginkgo ... "(Finish)
Yu Xiang: "Old punishment, let's stay and eat together."
Old punishment (turning away) (crying): "No, I'm sad, I can't eat anything ..."
Lao Xing (turning to pick up the roast chicken): "Just grab something to eat and deal with it ... my sixth son ..." (crying out of the inn while eating)
As soon as Tongfu Inn turned a corner, the old man passed by a person who was in a hurry. ...
Old punishment (roar loud): "Stop! ! ! "
Xiaomi: "Oh, this is not an old punishment ..."
Old punishment: "What did you call me?"
Xiaomi: "Old punishment! ! ! You are not an outsider. What are you polite to me? "
The old man stared and drew his sword.
Xiaomi: "The punishment of scratching the head ... the punishment of scratching the head ..."
Take the knife in the old punishment
Old punishment (bureaucratic jargon): "What are you in such a hurry for?"
Xiaomi: "You don't know the punishment of scratching your head. In order to expand the business scale, our beggars are now engaged in the secondary industry. An apprentice like me is busy kicking the back of the head every day! "
Old punishment: "Industry? What industry? "
Xiaomi: "In the service industry, the first bag of apprentices is responsible for asking for directions, the second bag of apprentices is responsible for information consultation, the third bag of apprentices is responsible for marriage introduction, the fourth bag of apprentices is responsible for professional supply and demand, and the fifth bag of apprentices ..."
Old punishment: "okay, okay ... I'm in a bad mood today." I'll listen to you another day ... "
Xiaomi: "Nothing, I will be punished. If there is any job supply and demand in the future, just ask me Xiaomi directly! " See you later. "
Zaitongfu inn ...
Everyone is busy preparing dinner. ...
Xiang Yu muttered while cleaning up: "Do you think a child with Xiao Liu's ability can get into six headquarters?"
Lao Bai (echoing): "Yes, take this new Lingyun Teng in our town for example. He comes from a fast-paced family, and playing walnuts is a must! Results did not even get the edge of six headquarters ... "
Scholar (response): "That is to say, I heard that it took a lot of effort to get the first woman in the world into six doors ..."
Laobai: "Can you not mention her ..."
Xiaoguo (sighing): "Alas ... it's not because of my dad ..."
Everyone is surprised by "your father"
Guo: "Have you forgotten? At the beginning, if Xiao Liu hadn't been passing books to my dad's flying pigeons, could he have touched our bottom so thoroughly? !"
Yu Xiang: "Alas, in the end, even my own life was put on the line ..."
Mouth serving food on the table "It seems that I am right to switch to cooking."
Yu Xiang: "Mouth, this dish is rich enough today."
Mouth: "I have to get my brother dinner. She is busy cooking this dish."
Yu Xiang: "Xiao Guo, tell Beckham not to do his homework."
Guo: "Oh" (walks to the backyard) "Beckham! Come out to eat! "
Outside Tongfu Inn ... Xiaomi pulls a middle-aged woman forward. She is Xiaomi's seventh aunt. ...
Auntie Seven: "Come on, don't delay ... I can't even walk. "
Xiaomi: "Aunt Qi, please do me this favor. This is your nephew's first business since he was promoted to the fourth generation disciple. Somebody else's manned wife got a strange disease and found several doctors who didn't understand. Let me help him find a doctor with good medical skills ... "
Seventh aunt: "Since you are looking for a doctor, what can I do for you?" What can I do for you as a matchmaker? "
Xiaomi: "You don't know. I'm dressed like this, don't say it all. Even street vendors on rivers and lakes are unwilling to let me step in ... "
Seventh aunt: "But I can't practice medicine either ..."
Xiaomi: "When the time comes, the candidate points will be nice to say. If people are happy, everything will be easy. " ? Tell you (secretly) that you can ask for consulting fees at will. Manager Lu has plenty of money. Let's split it 50/50! "
Seventh aunt (laughs): "Well, let's try."
Xiaomi: "You wait here, and I'll call the shopkeeper Lu."
Inside the inn ...
Yu Xiang (laughs): "Mouth, tell Wu Shuang not to be busy. Come and eat together. "
Big mouth: "Hey"
Yu Xiang: "The exhibition hall, close the door, close the door today."
Suddenly, all I heard was the backyard. ...
Beckham: "Sister Guo! ! ! ! ! ! Somebody please. ! ! "
They were frightened and hurried to the backyard.
In Beckham's room, Guo lies on the bed and looks around. ...
Scholar: "Fu Mei, Fu Mei, wake up, Fu Mei!"
Yu Xiang (anxiously): "Beckham, what's going on?"
Beckham: "Just now, Xiaoguo's sister asked me to have dinner together. I just walked to the door and said I was dizzy and wouldn't wake up ... "
Laobai: "Let me see."
Check it briefly.
Laobai: "Maybe you are tired from a long journey ..."
Scholar: "Are you sure?"
Laobai (faltering): "Not sure, not necessarily not sure ..."
Xiang Yu: "Oh, man, what should we do ... Zhantang, please go and get a doctor, don't delay Guo ..."
Laobai: "Hey"
Big mouth: "Let's go, Laobai, you are tired after driving all day. Don't be tired, let me go. "
Yu Xiang: "Mouth, please. You must find the best doctor. The consultation fee is all-inclusive ... Go and come back soon. "
Big mouth: "Don't worry, manned" (after leaving)
Xiang Yu (crying): "Xiao Guo ... what a good man ... if something happens to you, how can you live?"
Big mouth: "boss, the doctor is here!" " "
Yu Xiang: "Why so fast?"
Big mouth: "as soon as I went out, I met a doctor at the door." (waving to his aunt) come, come, come in ... "
(To be continued)