Props: Uighur small table, 3 cushions, 3 depilators for teapots and cups, paper wrapped in red cloth and IOUs.
(Performance begins)
The library plays with the plucking machine.
A: Sneak into the library from behind. (Action) Shout loudly: "kurban!"
Ku: Throw the plucker on the ground at once. (Action) Say "Hey! Ayiguli! What are you doing? You! I'm using this music! Music for my cow. Where is the accelerant? It's coming down soon! You are so angry! I was scared back again! "
Answer: "Don't you milk your cows?"
Ku: "crooked! Ayiguli! Which PLA exercise started! When the guns rang! Just surprised my cow! This is not milking! Endocrine disorder!
A: "What? Endocrine disorder? Why not say menopause is ahead of schedule?
Ku: "Hey! What do you mean?
A: "I don't believe it!" "
Ku: "Is there any bend in the PLA? You have to pay for me! How can I get the money from the PLA? Isn't it? "
Ah: "hey! How much do you sell goat milk to the PLA? "
Ku: "Two dollars!"
A: "haven't you earned it yet?" What you bought from me is 1.8 kg! "
Ku: "I'll give it to the PLA! 2 yuan and 2 kilograms! "
Ah: "hey! ! ! ! Are you kurban? This is not the case at all! "
Ku: "What kind of person am I?"
Ah: "You are, people buy you a drink, people pay for cigarettes, you reach out!" " Last time someone invited me, there was only half a leg of lamb left! You said you took it home to feed the dog, so I'll go to your house and have a look Dog! Don't! You ate there!
Ku: "Then what exactly do you mean today?"
Ah: "Look! This is 3000 that Yuan You owes me! What are you going to do today? I want to pay back my 3000 yuan. "
Ku (reluctantly takes out a passbook): "Here! Here, this is our passbook! "
Ah (returning the iou to the library and shaking it excitedly with the passbook): "What's the password?"
Ku: "Oh! Password? ! I don't know! "
Ah: "You don't know! What's the use of giving me a passbook? "
Ku: "Our home! I manage the bank card, I manage the password! "
Ah: "Oh! ! ! I know! He is afraid of his wife! " (Take back the iou from the library and return the passbook to the library)
Qu (shouting outside the curtain): "Are the kurban brothers at home?"
(I am very flustered when I hear the voice of director Qu): "Surround yourself! Ayiguli! People's Liberation Army Music Director! Come and pay for me! Do you think we can ask the PLA for money? "
A: "Of course not!"
Ku: "It was a busy day! You must help! "
A: "What are you busy with?"
Ku: "Wait a minute! Just talk to Director Qu! This money! The insurance company has been with me! "
A: "Where is the insurance company?"
Ku: "Just say you are from an insurance company!" "
A: "I'm not from an insurance company!" " "
Ku: "Are you just pretending to be an insurance company?"
Ah: "Oh! ! I know! "
Ku: "Wait a minute. I'll wait for you at the front door, you go out the back door! May I wink at you? Will you come in through the front door again? "
A: "Good!"
Qu: "Is Brother kurban at home?"
Library (adjusted clothes, stepped forward and hugged Qu)
Qu: "Brother kurban! The exercise of our troops has ended, and we will leave in two days. "
Ku: "Is it over? Won't you stay a few more days? "
Qu: "A few days ago, we had a live-fire drill, which startled your cow! It's not milking! "
Ku: "Why don't you milk?" Is there much milk? "
Qu: "Then why have goat milk been delivered these days?
Ku: "It's just goat's milk!"
Qu: "En"
Ku: "Hey! No, no. Director Qu, listen to me, what milk does this cow give! What feed is the most important! You feed it some imported sheep feed! Whew! Goat milk! You feed it some more soybeans! Whew! Soymilk! You feed it some fresh fruit! Whew! Fruit milk! "
Qu: "You feed it some vinegar! Whew! Yogurt! "
Ku: "Hey! How right! Music director! You are very clever! "
Qu: "What! Brother kurban! Please don't lie to me again! I've looked into it! (taking out the notebook), during our three days of live-fire exercise! Your cow is not producing milk! The economic loss caused is around 3,000 yuan! "
Ku: "Do you have a ledger? Come, let me see! " (taking the book from director Qu)
Library (tear up the books quickly)
Qu: "Brother kurban! What are you doing? "
Ku: "If the hukou book is torn, it will be gone!"
Qu: "No, even if there is no hukou book, we still have to give you 3000 yuan."
Ku: "Director Qu, this is 3,000 yuan! You don't have to pay, someone has already paid! "
Qu: "Who pays?"
Ku: "Insurance company! The people from the insurance company are at the door. (Looking around) Hey! This insurance company! ! At which gate? "
Ku (Go out the back door and find the insurance company. At the same time, Ayiguli came in through the front door. )
Ah (asking the director): "Courbana?"
Qu: "Get out!"
Ah (going out the back door again)
Library (coming in through the front door)
(Asked Director Qu): "Where is the insurance company?"
Qu: "Oh! Get out! "
Ku, this is going through the back door, just as Ah Gang came in through the front door. Both of them were very excited after meeting. They ran together from a distance and hugged each other. When they approached, they turned into handshakes.
Ah (excitedly): "Are you a pro-public or pro-private?"
Ku (happy answer): "I'm from the insurance company!" " "
(Having said that, Ku felt that he was wrong. )
Ku (whispering yes): "I'm not from the insurance company, you are from the insurance company!" " "
Ah (finally understood): "Oh! Yes, I am the insurance company! "
Ku: "Director Qu, please sit down. Insurance company, please sit down. I sit down, too. "
(Get to the point, three people take their seats)
Ah (solemnly): "kurban, the insurance company was surprised to hear about you! No milk? "
Ku: "Do I have any milk? My cow got a fright! No milk! "
Ah: "ah! How much does this insurance company pay for cattle? "
Ku: "Ah! Pay the cow 3000 yuan? Pay me kurban 3000 yuan! "
A: "Good! 3000 yuan I'll pay! Hey! Forget it! I owe you a note! "
(to Qu): "Look, how interesting this insurance company is?"
Ku (reaching out to Ah): "Bring the money!"
A: "I have no money!" "
Ku: "You are from an insurance company. Why don't you bring money? "
A: "I'm here to collect money. Do I have money? "
(Looking at Qu, winking at Ashi): "You are not from the insurance company!"
Ah: "Oh! Yes! I'm from the insurance company! Why didn't I bring money? "
(Qu seems to see something! Then ask)
Qu: "big sister! Which insurance company are you from? "
Ah: "I am ..." (Ku whispers): "Hey ..."
A: "I am from Yili Insurance Company!" "
Qu: "Oh! Ili insurance company! What kind of insurance is that big brother insured? "
Ah (happily): "Life insurance."
Qu: "Life insurance?"
Ku (hurriedly explaining): "Yes! I, kurban, am a person! Cow! It's a beast! So! It is human's "animal" insurance!
Qu: "What is the insurance amount of that big brother?"
A: "It is the cows that are protected, not the geese!" There are no geese at home! "
Qu: "big sister! I think you are not an insurance company at all! "
Ah: "What shall I do?"
Qu: "I guess you sell goat milk!" "
Ah (to Ku): "How did he know? You told him? "
Ku: "Did I tell him anything?" "(I walked helplessly to the other end, glanced at it, and suddenly found the words" dairy farm "in her bag)" Winch, winch! ! It's all in your bag! Are you out of your mind? "
Ah (angrily), "You just got milk out of your brain!"
Ah (asking Director Qu), "Do you want to accompany him for 3000 yuan?"
Qu: "Yes! As soon as the cannon goes off! Surprised the cows in kurban! It doesn't produce milk! "
Ah: "Stop it! (To Director Qu) You have to pay him 3000 yuan! (To kurban) You owe me 3000 yuan! Look! (Take out the 3000 yuan iou and tear it up) OK! You don't have to pay him 3000 yuan! (to the library) You don't have to pay me back 3000 yuan! This account! Even! ! ! ! ! "
Qu: "big sister! This matter has nothing to do with you! You! Don't be scared, okay? "
Ku: "Yes! Ayiguli, this has nothing to do with you! Don't worry! "
A: "Why is it not important? We are a military-civilian relationship! "
Ku: "Hey! ! ! ! ! ! This sentence is very good! "
Qu: "Brother kurban! This money is for you anyway! "
Ku: "Forget it! Small things! "
Qu: "There is nothing trivial about ordinary people! This is what our head said! "
A: "Everything in the army is a big deal!"
Ku: "That's what her mother said!" "
Qu: "Brother kurban! Just accept it! " (The two are entangled) "You must accept this money!" (resolute attitude)
Library (paused): "Director Qu! Do you have to spend this money with me today? "
Qu: "Yes! As soon as the cannon goes off! Surprise your cow! It's not milking! "
Ku: "Stop it! Music director! Please sit down! Ayiguli! You also sit down! "
Ku: "Director Qu! Listen to me! Last year! Nilek experienced a once-in-a-century landslide. Houses, cows and sheep are all buried in the soil! I was also buried in the collapsed house! It's the People's Liberation Army! Pulled me out of the dirt! Which of his hands! It's all torn! Your hands are covered with blood! How much is this worth? Back then! Ayiguli is pregnant with a baby! The PLA saved two lives! How much is this worth? The PLA has made every effort to protect people's lives and property! Including their lives! How much is this worth? In any case! As long as there is the PLA! The people are relieved! Safe! "
Qu: "Brother kurban! This is what we should do! "
(Return the money to Qu): "Director Qu, let's do something else!"
(Ah He was about to send Qu out when Qu looked at his watch and said, "What should I do?"
Ku: "What's the matter?"
Qu: "It's time to ask to return to the team! But I can't go back! Will be punished! What should I do? "
Ku: "Nothing! I'll take you with my ox cart! My ox cart! Run fast! ! ! ! ! ! ! Come on! Ayiguli! Help! "
A: "Good!"
Qu (holding Ah's hand): "Sister, wait!"
A: "What's the matter?"
Qu: "How much is the goat's milk that Big Brother bought from you?"
A: "1.8!"
Qu: "Then can we buy it directly from you?"
A: "Yes!"
Qu: "This is 3000 yuan!"
Answer: "16 barrels!"
Qu: "Then I'll go!"
Ah: "hey! Music director! Kurban will give you a set of ox carts! "
Qu: "Which jeep am I driving?"
Ah: "crooked!"
Qu: "Then I'll go! Goodbye! "
A: "Goodbye!"
(Library comes out of the background)
Ku: "Oxcart is ready! Do you want to do that? "
A: "Let's go!"
Ku: "My ox cart has just been installed! How did he leave? "
A: "I am a crooked worker! Which jeep are you driving! "
(A makes a gesture of driving, showing 3000 yuan in his hand)
Ku: "crooked! How do you have this money? "
Ah (said happily): "People are in the army! Buy goat milk directly from me in the future! "
(Dancing and singing)
Ku: "Stop singing! The People's Army exercise is over! They have already left! "
A: "Gone?"
(At the same time, the two men walked towards the door, as if looking for the distant figure of the music director, and then returned to the stage, holding 3000 yuan in their hands. They looked at the money and said to the audience.)
Ku and Ah gave a cry: "People's Liberation Army! Jaxy! "
(End)
Further reading: How to buy insurance, which is good, and teach you how to avoid these "pits" of insurance.