I don't know how the work is going. One day, it really worried me. Hey, son, guess who your father is, Uncle Liu, I'm your father. Let me ask you, how is your life there? Have you calculated the money? Have you figured it out? Well, I'll have another job here. Go home at night and settle accounts. All right. (hangs up the phone) Go to the underground. Let's get together. (Everyone is on stage. B: Tell the boss that everyone is here.
A: Is everyone here? Hold an interim meeting. Today, we received a big job to hype a company. How is this company today? . What are you doing? Marxism A: How can I see you C: What, are you unhappy to see me? I want to cry.
Why are you crying? I tell you, Marxism, I am your VIP, and I called the hype company. Is this company yours? Sorry, I can't do your job.
C: Why?
Last year, I walked on foot for a year because of your work. Those two door gods were originally posted on my door, but now they are unguarded and run away.
C: Last year was last year and this year is this year. To show my sincerity, I'll give you the money first. A: You pay first, and I'll take another risk. C: In other words, if I cooperate with you, I will take risks. A: What do you want to bring?
What risks can I take? Look at you people. Can you do it?
A: I dare say that my team is all elite this year. My team has three kinds of atmosphere. The first comes from the sky, the second from the earth, and the third from the underworld. D: What are you doing? What are you doing? How can you be three times better than me?
A: Do you think it's easy for me to put this pile of things together? I-I have to worry about how many. I took them for a walk in the street two days ago. The driver of the car just looked at them, and more than 200 cars rear-ended them. The highway was closed at that time.
Woman: Yes.
A: Forget it, it's not bad.
C: Let's get down to business. I have started a company now, and it hasn't become popular for a year. I just want you to cheer me up. Do you think these people can do it?
A: Don't talk about your company. A friend of mine called me two days ago and said that this blog was not very popular. Let me help with the publicity. I went to his place, and he wrote that I played poker in bed with some buddies at night. Do you think it will be popular? I added a title and it became popular.
C: how do you add it?
A: That night, three people slept with me.
C: You are the right person and very talented. Come on, brother, as usual, talk about the price.
A: Price, alas, this year's price is different from last year's. Aren't you a hype company? See how sexy you want to be. Here is a watch. See, scold, a thousand; Experts scold, two thousand; Consumers scold, three thousand; The TV station scolded, five thousand; The industrial and commercial bureau seized, 1 10,000; The company went bankrupt and was heavily in debt, reaching1.5000.
C: On the contrary, you turned the whole thing upside down. I mean, I want you to fire my company. Are you so angry that you can't close the door? A: You don't know this hype. If you want the company to fire you, someone will scold you. The more people scold you, the more popular the company will be. C: That's right. How much do you think it will cost in my case?
Everyone: 200. . 250.
A: Stop, this is a start. Can you wait for my good news?
Everybody: Listen to the boss, stand still, stand still. .
This is our second cooperation. We are friends. As for me, I'll give you a 20% discount, 5000 yuan (I can't do it without 3000 yuan)
C: Keep your word. Pay first.
Yes, yes, I have money. You have a hundred, you have a hundred. . . . . Boss, I want to discuss something with you. Can you help me transfer? You don't have enough money
B: It's not the lack of money. My physique, which has always been made here, is terrible. A: Not in good health. . . You are misleading me. I'll give you another hundred. Everybody: What are you doing? Why did you give him 100 again? B: What? Give me some money. Don't you want to?
Everyone: I don't want to.
B: I can't stand talking to you like this, uncle. Why don't we change jobs? Everyone: No, you come, you come.
C: Brother, by the way, what is his position?
A: His position is quite special. I will introduce it to you separately later. Let me introduce the process of hype first. C: and the process. .
A: This can be formal. The process is divided into three steps: pushing, scolding and exposing. First create negative news for you, and then find a group of people to scold you. Finally, find someone to refute the rumor and move the image back, and you will be angry. C: Then what are you waiting for? Blow it quickly.
Here we go (e holds DV)
C: Wait a minute. What's this? This is, why are you still recording this?
A: Why not aim? I tell you, the hyped videos and pictures are the most credible. Second, our company has just been established, and we can have some experience as an internal reference. By the way, what does your company do? C: Those who make insoles.
A: Production of insoles. . . .
Come on, I have products. This is ready-made Look at A: What's the name of this product?
C: Shuxin brand insole
A: This name is so creative. I'll give you a great name. You can call it a thyme insole.
C: You can take it down. The more the insole is padded, the more smelly it is. How can it smell?
A: You can only attract people's attention by honking the name. Many people buy it. I'll find an image spokesperson for this insole first. I'll see who's right. Come on, big face F: Yes, that's him.
G: Why him? I should do this job.
Why are you always picky? He has a beautiful face. Look, it's just a pair of shoe pads. Look, you can put it on either side. G: He defended himself. He earns more. We just make light noise and earn less. D: I comforted him. No, I speak for him.
Listen to me. Why doesn't it suit you? Think about it. If there is pumpkin, sweet potato and fart pad are suitable for you. A: Do this hairstyle. Think about the endorsement.
D: used?
No, I just fiddled with it. . . Uh, video, video.
E: How about this?
A: Is it on? Brew a good mood and open it.
What kind of insole do you wear? What kind of face do you wear? You wear thyme insoles, and your feet are shameless. Ah, everyone: OK.
C: Marxism is too difficult.
A: What's difficult? This word, the hardness of marble has not been given to you. The hype has officially started. Who is in charge of negative news? H: me
A: Duck egg, don't let me down, okay? Take the first shot. H: Don't worry. A: brewing emotions. Let's leave now.
C: Hello (duck egg begins)
What are you doing? You are very reasonable. What are people doing? They are still smacking up. Marxists, what are you doing here?
A: Don't worry, there must be a reason, fat ya. Tell me why you hit someone.
Yes, she gave me a twisted hug, and I gave her a straight hug.
A: Good deeds, good deeds, duck eggs. Why are you a big family?
H: Why me? Ask him who he is. You use cartons as insoles. People in my family use this insole when they have appendicitis. C: Forget it. What is the relationship between insole and appendicitis? H: ba
A: This body is too weak. I drank milk and six kidney calculi the other day. C: Forget it.
A: All right, all right, come on, gossip, go ahead.
F: Manager Zhang, I want to have a word with you. Is this child born or not?
C: What does it matter to me whether I have children or not, Marxism? What does this have to do with me? Who did you ask about this? Don't blame me for this. Your factory is too messy. I was wrong about you, smelly man. Your insoles are fake, and so are your feelings. C: Come on, where is this?
A: I know, I know, in the gossip, in the video, on the Internet.
E: Friends, the pictures you just saw are a series of shots of my unannounced visit to the insole factory. It's time for the workers to get off work. I'll just talk to any worker.
C: I said Marxism. I didn't bring any workers here.
A: hype. I have everyone in this group. I don't need your people. I'll do it myself
A: (bumping into E) What are you doing?
E: Hello, I'm off duty. How many pairs of insoles can your insole factory produce a day? What did you ask?
How many pairs of insoles can you produce?
A: One day, I don't know, 60,000 to 70,000 pairs an hour.
E: Then why do you use cartons as insoles?
A: The cost of cartons is very low. Uh, are you from this factory? It's okay. Do not ask questions. flee；escape
E: Friends, for the sake of safety, we decided to leave the factory. I believe consumers already have the answer in their hearts. C: Was he a reporter before? What kind of reporter? He asked the reporter to make an unannounced visit.
Do you think he has learned so much?
Keep your voice down. This used to be a big boss, a big business. Just because the reporter made an unannounced visit, he was sick and accompanied by business. You can see that his eyes are straight everywhere.
E: Friends, the picture you just saw is a scene of my unannounced visit inside the factory. . . (Down) A: Fan the flames
Me: Me, my boss, boss A: Let's talk about something. It's leather.
Me: I sorted out all the posts that exposed fake insoles. A: Then send it online quickly.
I: I have posted it on major websites, with more than 2,000 posts. A: Is the water army here? I: Yes.
C: Wait a minute, Marxism. Why does this hype company have a navy? A: Navy, Shuishui Jun Jun, tell him what this means.
Me: Shuijunna, posting a message on the Internet, nicknamed Shuijun, where I gathered more than 1000 brothers. C: Marxism. Well, I haven't seen you for a year. I have 1000 people under my command?
A: There are 65,438+00,000 people, and some people are willing to do it for 20 cents each.
E: Friends, the picture we just saw is a set of shots inside the factory. . .
Tell him to take his medicine quickly. We have almost finished our work. Many people are scolding you now. Let's leave now. No, no, wait a minute. You can't leave. You can't leave. What are you doing? You must eat.
Why don't you leave before you finish the work? Why didn't you finish it? Captain: Why have you finished eating?
I'm telling you, you are angry now. Look online. Now everyone scolds you online. Why haven't you finished yet? I: You see, the click-through rate is high.
C: You called me a hit rate, and I lost my image. You move my image back, and I'll give you all the money. A: You give me money to scold you, hype you and move back to your image. C: You didn't give me any money. Marxism said it, so you don't count. Isn't this a lie? A: You can scold me online. Dismiss everyone: Let's go.
C: I'll pay for it. how much is it? Ten thousand yuan. how much is it?
A: Dissolved.
C: Just a moment. I admit it. Ten thousand is ten thousand.
A: One reward for the owner, one reward for thousands of people: one reward for the owner.
C: Don't delay. Bring back my image.
A: Moving images is not that easy. You need to find a scapegoat. If you can't handle this man, you will be beaten. C: Are you going to be beaten?
A: That's true. So many people will not be hated when they buy fake insoles. If they are hated, they will be beaten. Let me see who the scapegoat is. . . Come on, you guys get ready.
C: Who is the scapegoat?
That's your majesty
C: Are you the one who was beaten? Can you do it with your physique? B: Is that all right? I'll give you a few minutes. C: OK, OK, what does this mean? What is this?
Don't you understand what I mean? No matter who hits me like this, I can hold on. A: Well done, it hurts. I don't touch you, brewing emotions! B: OK.
Ready, throw it.
B: Stop, stop, boss, when this work is finished, can you give me more insurance? May I give you another physical examination? Do this job well. B: OK. Please a: get ready! Throw B: Stop, stop.
A: What's the matter now?
B: Boss, if anything happens to me, ask fat ya to find a good family to marry. A: Otherwise it doesn't matter to you.
Boss, can I have one last look at my friend? A: Hurry up, huh?
Happy New Year, friends.
A: Let's go.
Boss, it's all my fault. I shouldn't use your trademark to make fake insoles. I did all those bad things. Did you hear that? This is the kid who makes fake insoles: kill him. . . .
A: OK, OK, live, live. Who dipped it in me?
C: Stop, stop. I am on the phone. Hello, is this officer Li? Ah, yes, I am. . Everybody's here. Shall I send it to you? You've come? Ok, I'll wait for you.
B: Eldest brother, eldest brother, I have asked people to wear this style. Who else is there? Yes, there are still many people coming. B: That's it. This year is over.
C: I'm telling you, I'm not looking for you, I'm looking for them. A: Did you contact me again? Which company is this hype? C: Er, this company is so big that the Public Security Bureau A: The Public Security Bureau can't fire it.
C: Marxism, it's up to you. Let me tell you, you guys, you are suspected of illegal fraud. The public security bureau is at the door now. Let's leave now. A: Put it down, put it down.
C: Why?
I will count to three, three, five, seven. . . Let me ask, do you have any proof that we cheated illegally?
E: Friends, the picture you just saw is a scene of my unannounced visit inside the factory. . . I believe that consumers already have the answer in their hearts.
C: Isn't this evidence? E: friends. . .
Stop it. I ruined your hand this time.
Go ahead.
B: Big brother, big brother, er, big brother, come back.